P1431 Octopus

I'd like to eat an octopus whole 

But it gets stuck in my throat 

This one has two limbs down my lungs

A feeling of nausea and bloat 

Should have chopped the limbs off

And fried the bastard in a pan

Badly wanted to go Neolithic 

Man from a prehistoric clan

Screw the gods of molluscs 

I'll send human gods after them

The bigots sock with flabby cocks 

Tenderize without salt or shame 

The lighthearted and frail may collapse 

This isn't yet full of gore 

Did I tell what the gods

With their tentacles do before 

They slide them in their assholes 

Marinate with a massage of shit

Piss as a group in a porcelain bowl 

Drown the mollusc god in it

Afterwards on low heat

They cook the delicate brain

The eyeballs are the best with rice

Tentacles with shit stain

P1430 Modern man

Modern man has a fancy toilet 

He likes to shit a lot

Doesn't notice how much he eats 

Stacks of storage he's got

It's all very well to shout

"Diet" to a gullible crowd 

Behind their back there's snack

Calories behind a shroud

He's always in the shitter 

But never really done shitting 

An invisible turd taunts him always 

Farts hurt his feeling

He thinks the farts would stain his pants 

The guilt make him perspire 

The smell would poison little children he fears

Light small trees on fire

Decides to sit until he runs out of paper 

Chance has an infinitesimal part

Anytime now a dreaded piece of shit

Or that deadly residual fart

Time drags on as it always does

Little aches here and there

The asshole puckered the whole time 

Retracts into a buddhist sphere 

The modern man wipes furiously 

As if in a histrionic swoon 

Makes sure he fingers the hole 

Whistling a melancholy tune

He stands up with paper in a chain 

And suddenly a turd slithers out

The hallowed gods of all religions 

Bring themselves to a pout 

The stink is awful, deep and dark

Precursor to a lifelong scar

The modern man must now sit down

And continue the endless war

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P1428 Piece of Shit

Generally known as a piece of shit

I've nothing to really hide

Hairs sticking out in style 

Bubbles of fart inside 

I mean I stink up a place 

But not a bad character to boot

I decompose easily into

Harmless garden soot

Plus I'm quite a quiet guy

Don't scream even in shreds 

A world I know this ill defined 

Bound to have few bad heads 

Don't have a clue?

It's me you pick from your ass

When someone says "no shit"

Realize the power that someone has

I could go on there's a lot

You don't know about me

As an example "Beat the shit out"

Is warning to be noticed you see

I can be diagnostic 

Tell a story about you

You may not like me much 

I know everything you do

Feces are great folks 

You're always full of it

Don't get me started 

On what else you do with shit

You like it for instance 

When I hit the fan

Everyone has a turd to chew

Makes for a stronger man

I become liquid sometimes 

The gas can sometimes kill

The whole point of changing state 

Is to add a sense of thrill 

You don't have to be so darn sensitive 

Everyone has to poop

If they don't in a thought experiment 

They'll burst and spill the goop

I'm not saying you'll explode 

But that a regular guy better shit 

Don't even hold back your fart

You'll have a mental fit

Things are infinitely shitty 

Layers in it shittier still 

Open your eyes wide and see

You're just a tube I kindly fill

P1427 School boy

I hate school 

It's not for a modern kid

Full of old fashioned ideas 

House with a huge lid

It's all very anachronistic 

The ways in which they teach 

They ought to first mend their means

Believe what they preach 

Salaried chairs with chalks 

Stationary they need is a wise mind

How you think and the "why"

Is the sight you give the blind 

Another day, full of rote 

A bag that weighs several bricks 

I wish I could grow faster 

Hit them with their own sticks 

Many pages to read many sums to do

The outside is a stress free stroll 

But I'll be doing my homework couped up 

Unfair the world as a whole 

P1426 Sucker

I'm a sucker tried and true

Crooks snatched my dough 

Underwear from under my pants 

I didn't even know!

People told me they didn't lie

I trusted them with money 

My naivete is hilarious 

Even my shit thinks it's funny 

Well it's just that I'm a little dim

Never had the wits about me

If a person believes his thoughts are real 

There's none more foolish than he

I had only two balls 

but I thought I had four

My imagination gave me capes

Trying to fly - fully bruised and sore

I've gotten dimmer over the years 

And luxuriously paranoid 

Endless worries come chasing after me

Always this need to void

Stupid is what stupid does 

In this case a shitty mess

I can't hold a fart too long 

Gives me a lot of stress 

Suckers don't get nine tries like cats

I've fucked near half already 

Don't know where the turd went

Pushing poop makes me steady

To be honest I sorta like shit

It reminds me of me

A fucked up digested disgusting dollop

Absolutely devoid of glee 

Basically a moron you could say

The likeness of a lugubrious log

Floating on a moving meniscus 

In a vomit inducing fog

Poetry comes to the prairie dogs 

Push push and there it is

It's HUGE no wonder it took its time

A happy subterfuge 

Wake up from the dogmatic daze

Unclench the asshole to be wise

Once the turds toddle and slither out

Bubbles of sparkling joy rise

It's just a poop ride I tell myself 

Whenever I'm in a comparative slump 

Doesn't matter how miserable your life

It's the poop that must be plump 

But that's not the case tonight 

Mostly just gas and silly sucker snot 

Fuck everyone and Maya 

Don't think her poop's all that hot

Not a stickler for protocol 

I rarely wipe my hole

A raving recluse out of his mind

No longer the gregarious soul 

Life is really short

A few poop trips if you can count 

Jolly the Joe post a meal

Whose pressure will surely mount 

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P1423 রিটায়ার্ড মা কালী

আমি রিটায়ার্ড মা কালী 

কোন কাজ নেই পুরো খালি 

শিবটা বহুদিন আগে তুলেছে পটল 

জিভ দিয়ে পড়ছে নাকের ঝোল

নরবলি চাইনা বাপু

মানুষের মধ্যে ভেজালই বেশি 

পাঠাও হজম করতে পারিনা 

শুকিয়ে গেছি আমি এলোকেশী

 

আর বলিস না বাছা 

প্রায় অন্ধ রুদ্র চক্ষু 

মাঝখানেরটায় প্লাস পাওয়ার 

ফোকলা দাঁতে আটকায় ইক্ষু 

জয় মা কালী পার্লারে প্লাক করেছি ভুরু

খরগটাতে জং ধরেছে টিটেনাস শুরু 

ধর্মভীরু গুন্ডা বাবা হাত নয় তার বাঘের থাবা 

ভক্তিভরে পচা কলা দিয়ে যায় ভোজ 

তাই খেয়ে আমাশয় ভুগছি আমি রোজ 

চুলটা বয়েজ কাট করে ভালই করেছি 

উকুনের জ্বালায় নাভিশ্বাস

খুলি গুলোও খুলে রেখেছি 

ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের বাস

গন্ডা গন্ডা ভন্ড লোক বড় বড় ঢোল 

কোটি লোকের পিছন মেরে কে করবে গোল 

মন্ত্রীমশাই ডাকাত সন্ত্রী মশাই চোর 

সত্যি কথা বললে বলে করবেন না বোর 

রামকৃষ্ণটা বেঁচে থাকলে মেলা দুঃখ পেত 

চামচ চামচ মিল্ক পাউডার চেটে চেটে খেত 

বিবেকানন্দ নিরানন্দ পারত না সইতে 

জিলেটের ব্লেড দিয়ে কেটে দিত পৈতে 

ত্রিশূলটা কে ঝেঁপে দিয়েছে  

করছি ওটার খোঁজ 

সকালবেলা নর্দমার ধারে

খুঁজতে যাই  রোজ 

খেতে পাই না আজকাল 

শাপ শাপান্তর কলিযুগে নাকি "বাল"

এই যুগে ভগবানদের বড্ড ভয় 

বুকে ধুঁকু পুকু কখন যে কি হয় 

 

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P1419 My dick

Oh my dick's a darling 

It hangs perfectly loose 

Unattached to the worries I hold

Delivers the happy juice 

And urine as well

I can't forget that 

An organ of dutiful passion 

And that's a solid fact 

The scrotal sac isn't gaudy 

But it knows its temperature well

Mostly loose because I'm hot

On cold a spherical gel

I've to admit though 

The apparatus is kinda old

It needs more than a woman 

To grow stiff and bold 

I mean not a big inconvenience 

You just pop the damn pill

You must not overdose on it

Or you drive it over the hill 

Ever ready as a teen

I pulled it a lot I admit 

In the age of chivalrous mischief 

Never let me down a bit

Afterwards money gave me wood 

Now nothing really does

The dude hangs with his balls

Alone in the dark forest fuzz

With expectations modified 

I let big daddy just be

If anyone deserves his retirement 

It damn as well is he

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P1415 Mad Queen

I'm going to kill the king 

He's flirting with the servant girls

How dare he donate my diamond dildos 

And all my anal pearls!

The kingdom is ruined 

The characters of cracked spine

I'll most definitely start by cutting his balls

And everything will be fine and mine

I will force an anal night out

King not-so-bright overnight 

I have blades in my rectum walls

I'll clench my asshole tight 

After that I'll use my axe 

In little pieces cut the stupid-ass king

I have a fridge to store my meals 

Leftovers of my last offspring 

I must be actively fierce

After I axe my ex

I'll prepare my pink holes 

For the great tyrannosaurus rex

Then I'll hire the best rapists to rule 

They'll get to fuck me as well 

Oh the torture they'll fling 

Makes my core quiver and swell

Bloody battles I'll start

All over the bloody place 

Line up the innocent and honest 

Afford them a roomy furnace 

I like the organs cooked medium rare

Wrapped in their crunchy skin

If I discover a favorite in the taste 

I order next their kith and kin 

From their absence will breed the worst 

Most of the world will grow teeth

In my best days I'll slaughter the meek

A stove-hot sword in my sheath

I'll make the Rubicon the new drain 

You'll cross it on your way

Every day will be a thirteen 

All days only Friday

There will be omnipotence 

Web of infinite prejudice and uproar 

Bravery the new cowardice 

In the reign of the greatest whore 

If you are born a girl and pretty 

You'll wish you were not born in my rule

The only work that you'll ever get

"With your tongue clean my stool"

I will reign supreme until I die

Then people will spit on my name

I will live in nightmares after death

In the horrible future hall of fame

I have to kill everyone now

No one should outlive me

O the demons with large dicks 

Can't you drown this crowd in sea?

I'll pay you back in fucks

I'll do whatever you tell me to do

I just want to see this round rock

Pummeled into a silly stew

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P1412 Thoughts

He sits on the potty and thinks his thoughts 

Where this life is generally bound 

Once upon a time he knew who he was

But now that guy can't be found 

Fortunate he never was

Not all roads lead to a Musk

Hard honest work often a sisyphean show 

What remains is a desiccated husk

He's dead as far as memories go

The maze let him play hide and seek

His dice was weighed down with dirt

Uncomfortable words to speak 

A fractured attention span 

He had flit from thought to thought

Between the wall and hard rock 

He succumbed to the utter nought 

The irony of times eyes with brine 

The stabs blood and gore

Friends and family foes at heart 

Left him dying on the floor 

Liars liars they were everywhere 

Not one person he could trust 

Society of parasites without shame

Human values turned to dust

Naked and vulnerable he remembers 

Alone in the shitter his mind sweats

The foreboding of age is clear

All directions are of equal threat 

Despise the past, the present in its shadow 

What future can come out of that?

For a mind turned inward always 

Happiness is an onerous act

What does he have left to lose 

Life is already shit he thinks 

Let the breathing stop when it will

This shit already stinks

The colors of the present bleached

The mind turbulent and mad

As the feces circle the hole 

He becomes a little glad 

Life goes on one dump at a time 

Many people to strip the rind

There's all the time to lose 

For an insignificant useless mind 

He's old depressed and mad

Infirm in every way

Every door was slammed on him

No need for him to stay

The darkness falls around the world 

As darkness never had

Without hope there's nothing left

A dying rot can't get bad

Canceled man with canceled dreams 

Really isn't much there to say

On his forgotten ashes after dawn

There will be an ordinary day

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P1408 Fingering

This is my finger lean and long

Intend to insert it into your bum

Need to take your temperature now

The thermometer is in your mum

Won't be long but don't hold your breath 

I'll wriggle it around a bit to fit

You can fart if you want or shit

I carry a cleaning kit

Now hold steady here I come 

What's that - "it's a little tight"

Of course it is,  my darling child 

Sickness always a sorry plight 

In and out in and out

I completely forgot the grease 

Will you mind if I increase the girth 

And add another piece?

This one isn't that long

Maybe a little thicker and hairy 

It's more accurate and gets you high

The milk is better than dairy 

Feels good old lad feels good 

You've milked the last drop from me

How I wonder what you are

I've gaped you big I see

I'll post your pictures next

You'll make me proud and rich

Tell your mum you don't have fever

Hurry back for a bleeding stitch 

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P1405 Toot my trumpet

I toot my trumpet all the time

That's how you market yourself hot

A hidden speaker makes it loud

Always pretend what you're not

That's really what your lips should yap

A flurry of daring drivel 

It doesn't matter what lie or how

Smoke and mirrors and artful chisel 

It's the outside that matters 

Make sure the cosmetics stay on

At least until you fleece them bare

Until the game is clearly won

The body language must be immaculate 

Must not overdose them with the act

Appear variegated but carefully so

Curate deception into fact

Talk about truth in circular definitions

Chew the chatter into a paste 

Smile and agree nodding all the way

Tune the timing to your taste 

Bare your teeth with a pleasant theme

Never a rancid grin

Stoop as low as gravity allows 

Flattery is a curious thing 

What mountain is higher than ego

Higher still when yours sink

Spoon feed what they want to hear

Praise until it really stinks 

Babble bullshit in strident tones 

That's what fetches the premium price 

Draw attention to things you never did

Claim world hunger in a frivolous trice 

Once the matter is in your hand 

Who cares what anybody thinks 

Keep the trumpet at all times 

Never know what a toot can bring

P1404 Drink and Piss

As a member of club sapiens

I'm the worst one you can find

Glued to couch a side of my ass

A completely useless mind 

Drink and piss eat and shit

That's all I can ever do

Dim damp deceptive brain fog

Harried over paltry clues

Plus my shit stinks up the flats

I fear the neighbors can smell it too

Strangely though my farts are sweet

I invite you to my loo

I understand your discomfort 

Want your turds to always float 

Dogmatic thrust hard feces first

Forever god's goodly goat

Gods don't have assholes you think?

If they piss it's just rain?

Their stool you reason are fools like me

That cause all the mortal pain?

A causal salad just like anyone else 

An oddity, shitty and witty I think

The sulphurous fumes from me at times 

Silly solipsistic stink

I'm only a tube for food

Sorry can't make it sound grand 

Burgers to shit, beer to piss

Nothing I can do with my hand

I'm full of shit twenty four seven

Defecation is what I do best

I savor the feel of the loose and limp 

Scarcely do I shit in haste

Plus my teeth is crooked bones weak

Don't know what else I could be

I'm just a waste of space and time

It's my holes that define me

Unremarkable puckered brown asshole 

And a penis that's sexually weak

Not star material for porn for sure

Just a a general household freak 

Surrounded by pointless people 

Pointless your shit to hide 

Bloated belly endless hot gas

My ass cheeks are sticky inside 

Worms belching a satisfying burp

I make sure they get the food they need

It's them and me that's all I see

Sometimes I spill my seed

This life is spent I grind my teeth 

Making the frothy circles in the pit 

But just yesterday I forgot to flush 

A plant grew from my shit

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P1400 Dick head

Eye like a beacon glaring 

I'm a dick head plainly straight 

Mustache long and cared for

Someone you'd surely hate

Not for any particular reason 

Or because my head fits in a cunt 

No one special, ordinary whores

You'd not really want

But just that thought of advantage 

Makes your jealous nerves fray

I go where no man went before

And I go there every day

It's pink and soft and wet

I get very very very deep 

I'll wish you luck, next birth

Bro, don't you lose your sleep 

Wild with joy sometimes 

They want me to fuck their ass

With my head buried deep inside 

Never let the opportunity pass

Matters where you overthink

I plunge headlong 

Doesn't matter what you can't do

What matters is your schlong

A good life I tell you I have 

Not surprised you're all green 

Trust me when I tell you

Not having a brain is a dream 

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P1398 Disease detector

Oh proud prince piss on this poor

I'll be your toilet of the day

An urinal that recites poetry 

When you emit your yellow ray

Oh son of the sun god that you must be

To stand so tall and firm

I have a habit of gurgling the urine 

Or before I gulp your cum

I can tell you all the royal ailments 

That you must have acquired in your reign 

My tongue and nose foretells cancer

These diagnostics you freely gain

And much much more that your kidney wants to tell you

The words it never found how to speak

Will come from my ruddy lips true

You just take a bloody leak

Invite all your friends 

More piss, more more more

I cook cocktails from the leftover 

I'm your best piss drinking whore

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P1392 I charge

I don't need all my bones 

Just these few would do

One through your ass my dear

Others will just follow through 

If you're not on a budget 

Scaring the shit out can be silly 

I rub your poop on your face

I scatter it willy-nilly 

It'll smell bad I know 

It's your shit after all 

I don't have a nose to worry 

I'll have a fun filled ball

A decent haunting doesn't come cheap

I'm sorry if you expect gore

That's an extra on the blood menu

Or I bleed the haemorrhoids like before 

Additional charges in advance 

If you have to die in the deed

Once you're a ghost you're a bro

You can pay me back in weed

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P1385 Maybe love

If you think there's true love 

You're betting on a hopeless stake 

I say "maybe" but the chances are rare

More likely you'll get a selfish snake

Don't believe me, it's your life 

All you have to do is wait 

See the colors come off with the skin

Taste the blood in your miserable fate

Don't expect anything 

Just know a woman needs a man

As  desires and angst are evolved 

Part of a contrived genetic plan

Mating evolved to escape parasites 

Then parasites became we

A thin layer of purpose that evaporates

The naked gangrene is there to see 

Everything else is random chance

Where you are in time and space 

I'm sorry it isn't romantic 

But that's how it is more or less