I'd like to eat an octopus whole
But it gets stuck in my throat
This one has two limbs down my lungs
A feeling of nausea and bloat
Should have chopped the limbs off
And fried the bastard in a pan
Badly wanted to go Neolithic
Man from a prehistoric clan
Screw the gods of molluscs
I'll send human gods after them
The bigots sock with flabby cocks
Tenderize without salt or shame
The lighthearted and frail may collapse
This isn't yet full of gore
Did I tell what the gods
With their tentacles do before
They slide them in their assholes
Marinate with a massage of shit
Piss as a group in a porcelain bowl
Drown the mollusc god in it
Afterwards on low heat
They cook the delicate brain
The eyeballs are the best with rice
Tentacles with shit stain
