Generally known as a piece of shit
I've nothing to really hide
Hairs sticking out in style
Bubbles of fart inside
I mean I stink up a place
But not a bad character to boot
I decompose easily into
Harmless garden soot
Plus I'm quite a quiet guy
Don't scream even in shreds
A world I know this ill defined
Bound to have few bad heads
Don't have a clue?
It's me you pick from your ass
When someone says "no shit"
Realize the power that someone has
I could go on there's a lot
You don't know about me
As an example "Beat the shit out"
Is warning to be noticed you see
I can be diagnostic
Tell a story about you
You may not like me much
I know everything you do
Feces are great folks
You're always full of it
Don't get me started
On what else you do with shit
You like it for instance
When I hit the fan
Everyone has a turd to chew
Makes for a stronger man
I become liquid sometimes
The gas can sometimes kill
The whole point of changing state
Is to add a sense of thrill
You don't have to be so darn sensitive
Everyone has to poop
If they don't in a thought experiment
They'll burst and spill the goop
I'm not saying you'll explode
But that a regular guy better shit
Don't even hold back your fart
You'll have a mental fit
Things are infinitely shitty
Layers in it shittier still
Open your eyes wide and see
You're just a tube I kindly fill
