Eye like a beacon glaring
I'm a dick head plainly straight
Mustache long and cared for
Someone you'd surely hate
Not for any particular reason
Or because my head fits in a cunt
No one special, ordinary whores
You'd not really want
But just that thought of advantage
Makes your jealous nerves fray
I go where no man went before
And I go there every day
It's pink and soft and wet
I get very very very deep
I'll wish you luck, next birth
Bro, don't you lose your sleep
Wild with joy sometimes
They want me to fuck their ass
With my head buried deep inside
Never let the opportunity pass
Matters where you overthink
I plunge headlong
Doesn't matter what you can't do
What matters is your schlong
A good life I tell you I have
Not surprised you're all green
Trust me when I tell you
Not having a brain is a dream
