P1919 Balls bloom in spring

Oh I'm a pretty pretty man,

Whose balls bloom in spring.

Need to get some nectar, 

Or I die a dumbass fledgling.

I flit from flower to flower, 

I poot the asshole arthropods away.

Today was a bad gas day I'd say,

My shit's blocking the way.

My luck is fucked, but I like to suck,

Whatever looks like a straw.

I've been foolish before, a painful sore,

Where moustachioed men spanked me raw.

The bitch I'm dating is behind a leaf,

Her ass makes even the taciturn talk.

I pretend I don't notice her looks, 

I fuck her asshole with a chalk.

She's fucking a caterpillar, 

A lover that always looks spooked. 

I'll light its cocoon on fire,

I'll clap until its cooked. 

The nectar gives me worms,

That itch at night and in the rain.

Makes me scratch my asshole like a whore,

Taking a shit is always a holy pain.

The maggots are faggots, 

I pick them from my shit and eat.

But before I toss them in my mouth, 

I roll them with my feet.

My eyes are blurry, speech a little slurry, 

A spray of hot piss hit my eyes.

The enemies are all around me,

They want to see me die.

But balls this ripe knows the rules well, 

I'll poke their asshole with a spiny stem. 

There are these overconfident acid ants, 

I'll go right now and urinate on them.

P1910 Hackboy

I'll spank your ass with a ping pong bat,

I'll use your asshole to keep spare balls.

Every nightmare you lose a match,

I chase you naked through strange halls.

I'll hack your guts, I'll crush your nuts, 

I'll make sure you're never a dad. 

Look at my balls, tremble and fall,

I'm hackboy - the scantily clad.

I program bugs, but I appear deeply smug, 

I want to control software from home. 

In every layer of fat, I've hidden smelly rats,

That will start gnawing at your bone.

I like to look at girls, wearing pinkish pearls,

I wonder why they never look at me!

I'll sit on top of them, flattened vector planes, 

I'll force them to drink my pee.

What's that girl I see, blonde and kind of short, 

I want to please fuck her ass.

I'll eat all her shit, do what she thinks is fit,

Dance a jig with vodka in a glass.

Oy, my farts are warm, they do no harm,

I like to sit on a chair heated with it. 

The company where I work badly sucks ass, 

Their product is a box full of shit.