I don't need all my bones
Just these few would do
One through your ass my dear
Others will just follow through
If you're not on a budget
Scaring the shit out can be silly
I rub your poop on your face
I scatter it willy-nilly
It'll smell bad I know
It's your shit after all
I don't have a nose to worry
I'll have a fun filled ball
A decent haunting doesn't come cheap
I'm sorry if you expect gore
That's an extra on the blood menu
Or I bleed the haemorrhoids like before
Additional charges in advance
If you have to die in the deed
Once you're a ghost you're a bro
You can pay me back in weed
