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P1138 Drunk

Drinky winky drunk 

Atlantis has sunk

I don't drink people say

It's just that I'm a little gay

Yes gay not like that

I meant the happy kind

When you feel a little giddy 

Hilarity in scum you find 

But whatever is the matter 

Can't the world spin

In fact I think it does 

And not because of gin

Yes and what's this dog doing 

I think it's pink

Fancy a drunk pink dog 

Pouring itself a drink

Don't know what I'm drinking 

Is this piss, dog piss

Is that why it's yellow 

Don't matter, it's all bliss

I don't know where I am though 

It's all white, nothing in sight 

I'm not a sketch I hope 

That wouldn't be right 

P1137 Bengali Hero

I kill giant slugs 

I'm a bengali hero

Of course you may not think I'm real

You think this picture is a zero

It's not I can tell you that

I should know because I say so

In fact tonight a slug will eat you

Piece by piece, they're really slow 

Yes, they will first eat your face

Then strip your skin

No point scrambling for the door 

Your house is broken in

Read this poem and pray

You may be spared I think

I'll let you go since you're a coward 

Just don't ever sleep a wink

P1136 Head on the pillow

I like to imagine 

With my head on the pillow 

Thought after strange thought 

Come unbidden to the hollow 

The world is often just a construct

Of a wandering thought 

The reality is often far from it

Far often a weirder plot

I don't need to get up and go

I don't need the real thing 

My mind simulator bakes it up

And acts it out with zing

If my thoughts were to be carried out 

The world may have been stranger

It wouldn't be hostile though 

It wouldn't pose any danger 

It would have a little more color 

A little more happy

People less cruel or indifferent 

And a lot less snappy

P1135 Terrible Terror

I'm a terrible terror 

I torment the night 

You're my captive 

Don't try to fight 

I own you now 

You don't have a will

If you try an escape 

I will kill

Or maim 

I can be kind

It's easy for me

To numb your mind 

Numb you senseless 

Where you are almost dead

You will only feel the pain 

When I piss on your head

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P1133 on and on

Oh don't cry

I like my prey dry

Plus you'll be alive for eternity 

Death is just a brief urgency 

Just some details 

Don't worry about it dear

Have no fear

It's all a made up story 

No one cares about it anyway 

On your way you'll see

Lots of ghosts to be

Spirits rotting in hell

And then I'll put on a spell

You'll be reborn, tweets and all

A bird now, in an eternal fall

Not sure when the wind will blow

The leaves stay on

The sky is painted clay

And then you die, and then you'll be born

It keeps on, on and on

On and on

On and on

P1132 Vomit

Every vomit is a beast 

More terrifying than one before 

This is the nature of the human

Stripped to its core

It's not detectable until

The signs start to be seen

And when at last the snake appears 

You're too scared to scream 

And now you cannot breathe 

You cannot relax your throat 

For every attempt makes prominent 

The recursion, than before 

Now you must live like this

Exposed with the snake

And the other weird characters

Too late to simply fake 

But now with their eyes you see

Human is a horrible beast 

Layers and layers of poison installed 

Every person a ghoulish freak

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P1130 it's the leaves

It's the leaves, they're different 

It's the sky, it's on fire 

I don't recognize the earth anymore 

And I know it is dire

The thin wispy film of air

It's now foul 

The goodwill of humanity dwell

In It's evil soul 

If we leave the earth like this

It'll  be our species that die

The planet has seen worse than us

It'll shake us off like a fly

P1129 Just another scare

I'm just another scare 

A few lines and bloody lips

It's those piercing eyes 

That would your life eclipse 

But you know who I am

I am your own fear

I'm not a real flesh and blood 

That can suddenly appear 

Or maybe I can

When you think about me

When you remember creatively 

What you most definitely don't see

P1128 The black, the white, the gray

A worrying thought 

Often an unworthy ruse

Even the largest printed signs 

In a dream confuse

The black, the white the gray

The solipsist wanders his landscape 

Muttering weird alphabets

When awake he'd forget to say

The delusional real world is funny 

The dreams are more real

It's a hazy surreal frozen face

Behind the imaginary wheel

Every moment is as long

As length is defined 

In a gap in those intervals 

Yourself you try to find 

When the roof caves in

When the sky falls on your head

There's a start to the end

Silence and everything is dead

P1127 Hope for the better

We won India back from the British 

It's been three quarters a century

The master wielding the whips a different skin 

Misery still the dominant story

The ghost of that little island

Holds its mighty sway

Those clever traders rule us still

Just a different cabaret 

We're using their language 

We're rather good at it, we think

Only English medium pass the muster 

We are English when we drink

Our performance severely lackluster

Mass manufactured clerks 

The ill-gotten confusions are still 

Vain and compromised perks

But it's true we are the new baboos

It's strange that this knowledge stings 

We've marooned our pristine dreams 

For stilts with rusty springs 

We're wearing their stale styles 

The laws are bad inheritance 

The faces on currency are Indian 

But nothing has really changed 

The leaders whisper confident lies

Raise their voice to rhymes

All that was decent in our history 

Are buried in dead minds

Petty corruption is the common ground 

Every god needs a bribe 

Original thoughts are crushed 

Dishonesty leads the tribe

We stand on the hips of myths 

Religion is still the beat 

We're blind to what is real

Covet only the outstanding cheat 

We like short-term goals 

Shortcuts are extolled 

Finesse and clarity are both imported 

Only to be easily sold 

Public healthcare is a sham 

Shameless lies fill our claims 

Jobs and Education are discussed 

Only for political gains 

Don't know where we're heading 

On this badly wounded stretcher

The common man has nowhere to go

Except a hike on "hope for the better"

P1126 Not good

You're right we do look weird 

Your lips all swollen, you know

But that isn't his intention 

He's not good at sketch, our suvro 

He's a little brash 

The lines could be different 

You know how he is,

Fragile and moody, doesn't have a friend 

There's this tendency to overthink 

He does it all the time 

But that's how he is, an introvert 

Introspection isn't a crime 

But we're all he's got

There isn't anything outside his mind 

His imagination is what will save the planet 

The very last hope for mankind 

P1125 Bulging Eyes

Is it a he? is it a she?

Oh my god is it me?

I look terrible, a glaring zombie 

On a haunting spree 

Abnormal facial features 

And a bunch of lines

The garish colors 

Of a villain pantomime 

It's out of a nightmarish plot 

It's bulging eyes and spooky blood clot

I will now come out of the screen 

You are mine

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P1123 Hallux

My hallux tastes like Maggie 

Do you think I'm faggy 

Or maybe it's some other distortion 

Since there isn't any option 

I know I know my taste in rhythm sucks 

I don't know what rhymes 

But honestly I don't care 

Just repeat a couple of times 

Or it could be I'm mad as a hatter 

I don't know why a hatter is mad

Surely I'm not well educated 

That's why I'm so terribly sad

Yes I'm quite sad, and you can see

I have an uneducated hairy belly 

I don't have much going for me

Arse is dreadful, but sweetly smelly

I can sing with farts 

Pi Pi Po Po Bhruu

Marvelously refreshing and warm

Entirely classical, but smells like poo

It's the sulphur that's to blame they say

Not my fault at all

Can the aroma in your gas

Stink up a large hustling mass?

Oh well what can you do

Life is just shitty shitty turds 

All the dreams are flushed 

Down the sewer in small floods

Anyway fuck everyone 

I don't really care

No one cares about me

The world isn't at all fair

P1122 Dream crushed

Dream crushed many times 

Try once more, never give up

Even if there's a boot on your head

And blood in the gums, closeup 

It's what is unknown that is in your hand 

Randomness is a pleasant gift

Every prediction of failure is a myth 

Gold is in the sand, but you have to sift

But stay one step away from a snake 

The ladders are here 

A snail is also a ladder

Scare your fear away

The ladders are so many 

Even if you close your eyes 

They are still right there

Just behind that mere penny

All you have to do is break free

You are your worst enemy 

You are also your best friend 

But you can't be both endlessly 

All you see is an interpretation 

The world is a whisper in your mind

Now you know whom to please 

If you look outside you're blind 

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P1119 Nightmare

The world revolves around me

All the bad you see

The monsters have bared their teeth 

And out to get me

The concentric troubles wiggling in

I don't know where to go

The mind is muddied, dangers grow

Flotsam memories flit to and fro

The way up isn't how I have come in

I can't see, the lights are shimmering 

There's a cone of silence, it's dark in here

This is surely hell I am dreaming 

I wake up startled and in shock 

I realize I'm still fast asleep or in a fit

Concentric scares, onion layers 

Infinite nightmares in a bottomless pit

P1118 Mendicancy

I need money I need food 

If you have a hundred that'd be good 

For those doing better I'll wager a bet

You're on the same boat there's no safety net

Today you'll throw a grimace, tomorrow you'll be me

It's just other side of the coin you don't want to see

The rich are richer while everyone else is worse 

My aching belly will growl into a curse

So drop a few change if you want to live

You've hoarded plenty, surely you can give

Otherwise to savor the misery 

You can fuck me in the arse

I'm ready for anything 

I've lost all hope and brass

It'll cost a bit extra to count my ribs

Twenty more to poke with pointed nibs

If you puncture the skin, it'll hurt a ton

I hope I don't bleed to death after you're done

P1117 Is success this way?

Is success this way

Or was it left the last crossing 

Oh I'm weary of the wrong signs 

And the clueless meandering 

I'm also very tired and very lost 

I'm lonely now, and probably old

I need a shave, a good meal

But here I can't get that, I'm rudely told

People are very mean to me

They always have been

They see nothing in the future 

No place for those who do the dreaming 

I think I've arrived from where I started 

I think I'll retrace and start

The sun is sinking on the right 

The long dark shadow I've cast

P1116 Butterfly

There's wonder in my eyes

Wonderful is this world 

There's beauty in everything 

In these wings unfurled 

This butterfly must think I'm big

I hope I don't startle it

I just want it to rest on my cheek 

Before its next trip

It can see the ultraviolet 

That I can't see at all

I wonder how different its world 

What more mysteries enthrall

P1115 I'm Flying

I'm flying, I'm flying 

I'm flying like a bird 

You might think I'm falling 

Which is plainly absurd 

Your mind is playing a trick on you

You may be upside down

I'm flying and that's a fact

No matter how hard you frown

It's just a technical matter 

That it didn't go as horizontal 

The vectors messed up

The wind very confrontal

Or it could've been the feathers 

Or the torn suture 

Once I recover from the wounds 

I'll investigate the fracture

It's a pity no one loves a flying man

Next time I'll try the spider string 

I'll tell you the next venue 

Now get a stretcher with a spring 

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P1113 Ghost of Hitler

The ghost of hitler stabbed me today 

I was so happy but I died right away 

Now I'm an evil ghost just like him

In cahoots with the sinners that sin

Oh I love heaven it's full of shit

Hell is actually only the entertaining bit

Hell is where all the honest people go

The sinners in heaven boil them slow

We strip and rape every decent thing 

That's god's way, when will you join in?

P1112 Mango Man

Mango man mango man 

What can you do?

"For a start, fuck your wife

Better than you!

You are absolutely no good 

A good for nothing dumbass 

Don't shake like that silly man

If you drop me, I'll be really crass

I can't hurt too many at once

But the wounds can run deep

There'll be flies and maggots 

And a thousand shameless sheep 

The tears will be pure and joyless 

And the pain will stay for several lives 

My curse will cripple entire families 

Down the generations and the wives

I'm evil, no doubt 

I have bona-fide skills 

I'll boil and eat your enemies 

Actions, not mere magic frills 

Just jot down the names

On a clean white scroll 

By the end of day, your enemies, I promise 

Will lick shit from your hole 

Otherwise put me back

I'd like to take a nap 

Hope this silly world of yours 

Isn't all that crap"

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P1109 Losing all my teeth

I'm losing all my teeth 

Soon there won't be any left

I took one out just by hand

Didn't seem to have any heft

But now how do I chew my peanuts 

Oh I love them so

I specifically like the noise they make

When they split in two

And now things will get stuck in there

Maybe I'll store some gold

But no, that wouldn't be wise

I may poop it out I'm told

The others will now start to move

Merry-go-round they think

It's my teeth and I'm so worried 

I need a very stiff drink

Oh fuck you world 

May you all lose your teeth 

Now that cheers me up a bit

And a boner underneath 

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P1106 Gravity

If there was no gravity 

People wouldn't call me fatty 

After all I am only the mass

Gravitational acceleration is the ass

On the moon my BMI is normal 

It's only this planet that's abnormal

On moon I could hopscotch like a girl 

Child in me unfurled 

Here I'm stuck on a chair 

I'm horrified I'm scared

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P1103 Fairy

Was a fucking fairy 

Now a ghastly ghost 

I was pregnant with a child 

When I was burned at a roast 

I don't like this though 

And I'll avenge my pain 

You guys better watch out now

It's a threat direct and plain

P1102 Creamy

I'm Creamy your asshole worm

I eat you shit yum yum yum

Your ass is the pod of my dream 

Although I don't like lubricant cream 

I love the sugar and fat you eat

I bite hard when you finger your shit

I love the breeze often when it comes

I love the sound you make like drums

I don't like diarrhea though 

Disgusting flow, all stop suddenly go

I have a date with a hooker 

She's a bit proud but quite a looker 

After the night we'll bury eggs in the fold 

Your asshole will itch I'm told

I know I know you grit your teeth 

Now you know what's underneath 

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P1097 Selfish people

Don't let selfish people in your life 

They are monsters that'll drown you live

They don't care what happens to you

As long as they get what they want from you

If you do let them in beware beware 

Be prepared to die a cripple in fear

Whatever was your earned will be gone

They'll put you on a stake to burn

And there they'll leave to simmer into death 

They like you to suffer they'll cherish your slow death

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P1092 A mere nobody

It really doesn't matter how I am

Because I'm a mere nobody 

In a world full of deceit and delusion 

I'm a worried and lost soul 

I have dreams of a good future 

But people don't want that

All they want is their greed being fed

In an endless tribal dance 

There isn't any god to find 

Hardly any soul 

All the meandering harken back

Towards deadlier woes

I as a boy conjured a future 

Bright and fair for all

Now a broken man, I don't know

You may not like me at all

P1091 Great Lunch

I'm a fish fry

Since I've bitten the bait 

See you on the table 

Won't be a long wait 

They'll just chop my head

Tear out my innards 

Before I'm dipped in boiling oil

They cut me in small salted parts 

It's better I go

I was gasping to breathe 

I would've wished you luck 

But you're your own meal

There aren't very many to fry

We are a dying bunch 

But bon appetite my dear friend 

Do have a great lunch