I'll spank your ass with a ping pong bat,
I'll use your asshole to keep spare balls.
Every nightmare you lose a match,
I chase you naked through strange halls.
I'll hack your guts, I'll crush your nuts,
I'll make sure you're never a dad.
Look at my balls, tremble and fall,
I'm hackboy - the scantily clad.
I program bugs, but I appear deeply smug,
I want to control software from home.
In every layer of fat, I've hidden smelly rats,
That will start gnawing at your bone.
I like to look at girls, wearing pinkish pearls,
I wonder why they never look at me!
I'll sit on top of them, flattened vector planes,
I'll force them to drink my pee.
What's that girl I see, blonde and kind of short,
I want to please fuck her ass.
I'll eat all her shit, do what she thinks is fit,
Dance a jig with vodka in a glass.
Oy, my farts are warm, they do no harm,
I like to sit on a chair heated with it.
The company where I work badly sucks ass,
Their product is a box full of shit.
