Oh proud prince piss on this poor
I'll be your toilet of the day
An urinal that recites poetry
When you emit your yellow ray
Oh son of the sun god that you must be
To stand so tall and firm
I have a habit of gurgling the urine
Or before I gulp your cum
I can tell you all the royal ailments
That you must have acquired in your reign
My tongue and nose foretells cancer
These diagnostics you freely gain
And much much more that your kidney wants to tell you
The words it never found how to speak
Will come from my ruddy lips true
You just take a bloody leak
Invite all your friends
More piss, more more more
I cook cocktails from the leftover
I'm your best piss drinking whore
