I'm a sucker tried and true
Crooks snatched my dough
Underwear from under my pants
I didn't even know!
People told me they didn't lie
I trusted them with money
My naivete is hilarious
Even my shit thinks it's funny
Well it's just that I'm a little dim
Never had the wits about me
If a person believes his thoughts are real
There's none more foolish than he
I had only two balls
but I thought I had four
My imagination gave me capes
Trying to fly - fully bruised and sore
I've gotten dimmer over the years
And luxuriously paranoid
Endless worries come chasing after me
Always this need to void
Stupid is what stupid does
In this case a shitty mess
I can't hold a fart too long
Gives me a lot of stress
Suckers don't get nine tries like cats
I've fucked near half already
Don't know where the turd went
Pushing poop makes me steady
To be honest I sorta like shit
It reminds me of me
A fucked up digested disgusting dollop
Absolutely devoid of glee
Basically a moron you could say
The likeness of a lugubrious log
Floating on a moving meniscus
In a vomit inducing fog
Poetry comes to the prairie dogs
Push push and there it is
It's HUGE no wonder it took its time
A happy subterfuge
Wake up from the dogmatic daze
Unclench the asshole to be wise
Once the turds toddle and slither out
Bubbles of sparkling joy rise
It's just a poop ride I tell myself
Whenever I'm in a comparative slump
Doesn't matter how miserable your life
It's the poop that must be plump
But that's not the case tonight
Mostly just gas and silly sucker snot
Fuck everyone and Maya
Don't think her poop's all that hot
Not a stickler for protocol
I rarely wipe my hole
A raving recluse out of his mind
No longer the gregarious soul
Life is really short
A few poop trips if you can count
Jolly the Joe post a meal
Whose pressure will surely mount
