Oh my dick's a darling
It hangs perfectly loose
Unattached to the worries I hold
Delivers the happy juice
And urine as well
I can't forget that
An organ of dutiful passion
And that's a solid fact
The scrotal sac isn't gaudy
But it knows its temperature well
Mostly loose because I'm hot
On cold a spherical gel
I've to admit though
The apparatus is kinda old
It needs more than a woman
To grow stiff and bold
I mean not a big inconvenience
You just pop the damn pill
You must not overdose on it
Or you drive it over the hill
Ever ready as a teen
I pulled it a lot I admit
In the age of chivalrous mischief
Never let me down a bit
Afterwards money gave me wood
Now nothing really does
The dude hangs with his balls
Alone in the dark forest fuzz
With expectations modified
I let big daddy just be
If anyone deserves his retirement
It damn as well is he
