I'm going to kill the king
He's flirting with the servant girls
How dare he donate my diamond dildos
And all my anal pearls!
The kingdom is ruined
The characters of cracked spine
I'll most definitely start by cutting his balls
And everything will be fine and mine
I will force an anal night out
King not-so-bright overnight
I have blades in my rectum walls
I'll clench my asshole tight
After that I'll use my axe
In little pieces cut the stupid-ass king
I have a fridge to store my meals
Leftovers of my last offspring
I must be actively fierce
After I axe my ex
I'll prepare my pink holes
For the great tyrannosaurus rex
Then I'll hire the best rapists to rule
They'll get to fuck me as well
Oh the torture they'll fling
Makes my core quiver and swell
Bloody battles I'll start
All over the bloody place
Line up the innocent and honest
Afford them a roomy furnace
I like the organs cooked medium rare
Wrapped in their crunchy skin
If I discover a favorite in the taste
I order next their kith and kin
From their absence will breed the worst
Most of the world will grow teeth
In my best days I'll slaughter the meek
A stove-hot sword in my sheath
I'll make the Rubicon the new drain
You'll cross it on your way
Every day will be a thirteen
All days only Friday
There will be omnipotence
Web of infinite prejudice and uproar
Bravery the new cowardice
In the reign of the greatest whore
If you are born a girl and pretty
You'll wish you were not born in my rule
The only work that you'll ever get
"With your tongue clean my stool"
I will reign supreme until I die
Then people will spit on my name
I will live in nightmares after death
In the horrible future hall of fame
I have to kill everyone now
No one should outlive me
O the demons with large dicks
Can't you drown this crowd in sea?
I'll pay you back in fucks
I'll do whatever you tell me to do
I just want to see this round rock
Pummeled into a silly stew
