P1929 I'm bleeding from my nose

I'm bleeding from my nose, in full force,

Lurching from crisis to crisis. 

Yesterday I was numb with blood and cum,

I know because I drink my piss.

What are the goals of the gods, 

Why do they fist my asshole so?

The world's increasingly inhospitable, 

Keep running into pimps and their whores.

Life is such a suck, my ass puckered fuck,

Don't feel I've got any blood left.

Trying to come back, the last cigarette pack,

Even wishing requires a lot of heft.

My dick isn't circumscribed, I'm always surprised, 

When girls with tight cunts invite me.

Without a lubricant, a chance however scant,

That it'll be bit off by her cunny.

Wallowing deep in piss, I never meet a miss,

Who has a hole made for my pole.

I believe my luck is totally fucked, 

I'm destined to be a lonely soul.

I'm not a hypochondriac, all the shit's that stuck,

Has a real legitimate dislocated cause. 

Plus the color on my asshole is weird, 

Gods know the color of severe blood loss.

I know that for a fact, I talk to them about that,

The gods know quite a lot about anal piles. 

Their fingers they stick, thick with nivea cream, 

The reason why I'm a guy who never smiles.

 

P1919 Balls bloom in spring

Oh I'm a pretty pretty man,

Whose balls bloom in spring.

Need to get some nectar, 

Or I die a dumbass fledgling.

I flit from flower to flower, 

I poot the asshole arthropods away.

Today was a bad gas day I'd say,

My shit's blocking the way.

My luck is fucked, but I like to suck,

Whatever looks like a straw.

I've been foolish before, a painful sore,

Where moustachioed men spanked me raw.

The bitch I'm dating is behind a leaf,

Her ass makes even the taciturn talk.

I pretend I don't notice her looks, 

I fuck her asshole with a chalk.

She's fucking a caterpillar, 

A lover that always looks spooked. 

I'll light its cocoon on fire,

I'll clap until its cooked. 

The nectar gives me worms,

That itch at night and in the rain.

Makes me scratch my asshole like a whore,

Taking a shit is always a holy pain.

The maggots are faggots, 

I pick them from my shit and eat.

But before I toss them in my mouth, 

I roll them with my feet.

My eyes are blurry, speech a little slurry, 

A spray of hot piss hit my eyes.

The enemies are all around me,

They want to see me die.

But balls this ripe knows the rules well, 

I'll poke their asshole with a spiny stem. 

There are these overconfident acid ants, 

I'll go right now and urinate on them.