P1091 Great Lunch

I'm a fish fry

Since I've bitten the bait 

See you on the table 

Won't be a long wait 

They'll just chop my head

Tear out my innards 

Before I'm dipped in boiling oil

They cut me in small salted parts 

It's better I go

I was gasping to breathe 

I would've wished you luck 

But you're your own meal

There aren't very many to fry

We are a dying bunch 

But bon appetite my dear friend 

Do have a great lunch

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P1089 Friends with Misery

I'm friends with misery 

I'm happy when I cry

Throughout my lonely life 

My sadness has been my high 

I haven't found a person 

Who's not jealous selfish or cruel 

Pining with unrequited hope

I step on the feelings when they fly

Makeup doesn't last long

It dries, gets wet, can be peeled 

You can't go on forever caked in color 

Truth is often easily revealed 

The hollowness pervades thinking 

People collect hollow thoughts 

And they rule with shrill voices

Cook emotions in cooking pots

Then there are imaginary fiends 

The many division stories we tell

Only an alien invasion of the earth 

Will ring an united bell

But I'm better off alone 

There are less wounds to heal

What I've experienced already 

Still a fresh blood congealed seal

I'm just several severed parts

A heavily bruised soul

Every remembering brings with it

A heavy emotional toll

It's better this way

At least I'll live a few days more

If it were up to my friends and kin

I'd be dead long ago

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P1086 Wrathful Curse

When my wrath boils over

I hope it scalds the scales 

There's no justice the world merits 

When my anger swells 

I hope the storm blows your dreams 

I hope like a blade of grass

I know if I want it, it's bound to happen 

Nothing can stop it's path

Tornadoes will touch down and drive

Fires from the holes of hell

Your skin will burn to a crisp

Before your eyes can tell 

It'll be a terrible night 

And It'll only be night forever 

You won't see a blink of light 

You'll only have blindness from here

P1085 King of a page

I'm the king

Of the empire I don't see

Where the citizens 

Are essentially free

They don't even know they have me

And that's how kingdoms should be

Of course you think I'm just a sketch 

You think I'm just fantasy 

How is that any different than

What I started out to be?

I smirk so often

It's etched on my face

Do you like the royal disdain 

Or what else can it be?

I have a hairy face

But the headgear hides the bald

I don't have any testicle 

It's only to the shoulder I was drawn

P1084 Evil Evil everywhere

Evil evil everywhere 

Not one man to trust

The world is full of them

Everything unjust 

Weather's getting weird now

Nowhere to go

Everyplace you saw on map

Will be under snow

Or there'll be so much heat

Nothing will be spared

The heat will melt the bullshit 

The dishonesty will be bared

There'll be waves very high

Enough to drown our pride

Most nations will be knee deep in shit

If not under the tide

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P1082 Another Year

Walking across a demarcation 

Another trip around the sun

Can I lose the awkward shape 

The shadow that is cast on

It's really a smooth continuous line

Time is another convenient lie

That's there to explain it all

But still just confuses the mind

You are still the same

Not much new after the rush

Once the balloons deflate

We are all back to square one

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P1080 Happy new year

I'm dumb 

So I suck my thumb 

Don't think I'll get smarter 

My brain has shrunk 

I eat junk

Gums are weird and softer 

But be what it may

Head full of hay

I'm not a snollygoster

The new year's fucked 

The last one sucked 

Burn all things calendar 

My asshole winks

My urine stinks 

Happy new year you all 

(Chorus)

Twenty twenty two

Fuck you too

Birds will fly

Babies will cry

Hope your enemies die

(Chorus)

Twenty twenty two

Fuck you too

Rich gets richer 

Poor me poorer 

Don't give a fuck anymore 

(Chorus)

Twenty twenty two

Fuck you too

Deflated balloons 

Fools in pantaloons 

Go to hell this year

(Chorus)

Twenty twenty two

Fuck you too

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P1078 Fat man

I'm so fat that I don't feel bad

I'm jolly as Jack and Jill

I'll need some help

If like them, I travel up a hill

You ask me how?

You mean now?

Now is never a good time 

I have to dine, teeth to shine

I can't go now!

And my ass is bare

I'm glued to this chair 

To go I must get up you see

P1077 If only as art

Ok who's missing 

Do we have all the missing part

Don't worry folks 

Will pull through if only as art

Half of something or a third 

Stil better than none

If not living, at least a sketch on a card

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P1073 Snakes in my ass

Pet snakes in my ass

They eat shit and breathe fart

It's only when they need to burp

Need to hold the cheeks apart 

The snakes don't have rattles or fangs 

Don't have a poisonous gland

They've a kind of specialist degree 

It's only shit they understand 

This way I don't have to poop poop

No shit or breaking wind, spik and span

The reptile eats all my crap

I am a god, a super sort of man

P1072 Parasites

Most people are parasites 

They just dress up as friends 

Hollow evil fucking tubes

Connected at both ends

They'll gladly put you in their mouth 

Proceed to bite the face to eat

Once they swallow the nourishment 

They'll squeeze you out as shit 

Fraudsters, freeloaders and freaks 

Mostly just plain rubbish and rind

There aren't any good humans left

Good folks are hard to find 

Shallow pimps, selfish whores

Heavily stitched up and masked 

In gatherings of such witless idiots 

No sensible question is asked

So be very very wary

The world is pretty foul 

Or else you'll end up like me

A bruised and bitter soul 

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P1071 Explosive fart

My brain just exploded

My eyes popped out

The fart was so awesome 

I was just super proud 

The sphincter had just the right bass

The treble shook the ants

Holy cow you should've seen

The love in my lover's pants

Of course I'm just farting 

Skulls don't get love

I'm just the ghost in the mind 

That nobody speaks of

Yes alright I admit 

I know what scares you

One fart in a silent room

And you lose your silly screws

Don't worry relax 

The popped eye's on the table

Badly squished may not work

But I'm still quite able 

 

What is that you say

You're not afraid of farts 

Well then another's coming 

Hold on to your private parts

P1070 I think

I think I think and I think 

That's all I do and can do

Is think

Often I can't make any sense of it

But I think

And I worry about it

I worry I think too much

That the world is passing by

And I worry some more

I worry there are too many

Too many thoughts to think

That my mind isn't full but it'll be

And that's why I wrote these lines 

And now my thoughts are etched 

Carved in letters and sketches 

Which when read and seen

Will propagate through 

Myriad minds and hopefully 

They'll carry on my thoughts 

When I'm gone

 

Or or or 

No one will bother 

Obscure minds do go unvisited 

I think it's better to leave it to chance 

There's little that I can do

Except accept the circumstance 

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P1060 I am a crooked man

I am a crooked man

Stranger than strange 

I don't think in a straight way

Don't think I can change 

My edges are jagged 

But I have a smooth core

I appear rough in slant look

Up close you see more

My thoughts are full of fantasies 

Logic full of holes 

I can rarely stitch reality 

Into a complete whole 

There are times when I wander off

In my mind very far

I can't seem to return to the present 

And struggle to reach my star

There are always strange things around 

Bubbles of another world 

Insects that come visit me

Flowers that unfurl 

I can see the mysterious

In the blatantly plain

I find simple pleasure in staring at

What others think is pain

There's music in silence I hear

Silence in the notes

There's every color in white

Truth in every strokes 

I wish I was not so crooked 

Or the world a little more kind 

I don't fit in the world of men

I live in my own mind

P1059 Teenage Boy

I'm a teenage boy

Don't like these zits

Like girls very much

Love their pubic pits

I work hours on my hair 

Not much on anything else

Don't have the confidence 

To do everything myself

I've got many foes 

Both in my mind and outside 

Don't like the family much

Rarely on my side

Often I'm just lost in dreams 

Fantastic lazy fantasies of the future 

Where I rescue a female 

Tear her clothes off their suture

I can be evil too

Things that are quite criminal 

I can't tell you all the things I think 

Or what my mind thinks are minimal 

Right now I'm feeling horny

Got a boner too

Can't think anything except that girl

Or what she wants me to do

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P1054 Merry...

Merry Christmas everyone 

Fuck you all

May you all die grievous deaths 

Stop thinking you are tall

Life is short, life is shitty 

You fall in a pit I have no pity 

None, nada, zip, zero

Stop thinking you're a hero

Because you're not

Simple 

You're just another dumb ape 

That wears a dumb cape

There's no magic wake up now

Breathe fart and all that stuff

Nothing sacred in them at all

You'll all die a vain bluff

Oh and all this Christmas shit

World is full of lies like it

Merry Christmas you dumb fucks

I'll drink your blood in very small cups

We'll meet when you're a skull face too

Until then suffer the unhappy zoo

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P1052 You couldn't wait

Adam couldn't you wait

Eve was supposed to eat the apple 

Now my role is fucked, oh hell

There won't be a god in the chapel

And bibles won't sell

Fuck you too Eve 

You stupid impatient whore

You were supposed to ask me

Based on the conversation before 

Now I don't know what to do

Kill myself by eating the fruit pit

Or I could feel hopeless 

And fuck myself with it

Or maybe I'll ask the homo Steve 

He's so horny he'll fuck anything 

Introduce him to Adam

And change everything 

P1051 Dancing dog

I'm a dancing dog

And I dance 

It's kathak and shit

So I dance 

This chick taught me

She thinks I'm good 

So I dance

Da da da dance

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P1047 Session of shit

After a wholesome session of shit

I'm less frazzled,  feel fit

The world becomes liveable 

And I, a tad loveable 

I know people don't talk about shit

They call it defecation 

As if a more formal name

Changes what or where it comes from

I don't do that

I'm not politically polite 

I can't be your honest pal

If you call your shit "shite"

And your asshole is important too

You'll die if it's corked 

The rice, the beans, must all come out

Everything you've porked 

And don't worry about the smell 

There's no man who don't stink

Part of being just another animal 

Can I make you think?

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