Adam couldn't you wait
Eve was supposed to eat the apple
Now my role is fucked, oh hell
There won't be a god in the chapel
And bibles won't sell
Fuck you too Eve
You stupid impatient whore
You were supposed to ask me
Based on the conversation before
Now I don't know what to do
Kill myself by eating the fruit pit
Or I could feel hopeless
And fuck myself with it
Or maybe I'll ask the homo Steve
He's so horny he'll fuck anything
Introduce him to Adam
And change everything
