I'm dumb
So I suck my thumb
Don't think I'll get smarter
My brain has shrunk
I eat junk
Gums are weird and softer
But be what it may
Head full of hay
I'm not a snollygoster
The new year's fucked
The last one sucked
Burn all things calendar
My asshole winks
My urine stinks
Happy new year you all
(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too
Birds will fly
Babies will cry
Hope your enemies die
(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too
Rich gets richer
Poor me poorer
Don't give a fuck anymore
(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too
Deflated balloons
Fools in pantaloons
Go to hell this year
(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too