Pet snakes in my ass
They eat shit and breathe fart
It's only when they need to burp
Need to hold the cheeks apart
The snakes don't have rattles or fangs
Don't have a poisonous gland
They've a kind of specialist degree
It's only shit they understand
This way I don't have to poop poop
No shit or breaking wind, spik and span
The reptile eats all my crap
I am a god, a super sort of man
