My brain just exploded
My eyes popped out
The fart was so awesome
I was just super proud
The sphincter had just the right bass
The treble shook the ants
Holy cow you should've seen
The love in my lover's pants
Of course I'm just farting
Skulls don't get love
I'm just the ghost in the mind
That nobody speaks of
Yes alright I admit
I know what scares you
One fart in a silent room
And you lose your silly screws
Don't worry relax
The popped eye's on the table
Badly squished may not work
But I'm still quite able
What is that you say
You're not afraid of farts
Well then another's coming
Hold on to your private parts
