I'm the king
Of the empire I don't see
Where the citizens
Are essentially free
They don't even know they have me
And that's how kingdoms should be
Of course you think I'm just a sketch
You think I'm just fantasy
How is that any different than
What I started out to be?
I smirk so often
It's etched on my face
Do you like the royal disdain
Or what else can it be?
I have a hairy face
But the headgear hides the bald
I don't have any testicle
It's only to the shoulder I was drawn
