I'm a teenage boy
Don't like these zits
Like girls very much
Love their pubic pits
I work hours on my hair
Not much on anything else
Don't have the confidence
To do everything myself
I've got many foes
Both in my mind and outside
Don't like the family much
Rarely on my side
Often I'm just lost in dreams
Fantastic lazy fantasies of the future
Where I rescue a female
Tear her clothes off their suture
I can be evil too
Things that are quite criminal
I can't tell you all the things I think
Or what my mind thinks are minimal
Right now I'm feeling horny
Got a boner too
Can't think anything except that girl
Or what she wants me to do
