P1377 "I'm a fat girl!"
I shit a lot
Or should I call it "shat"
People say I'm skinny
I think I see me fat
I've always felt a little chubby
A fat and stupid gal
But the doctor thinks I'm a disease
He tells me I'm mental
But sooner or later
Guys will wanna fuck
If you're a fat momma face
Your lucks gonna suck
Well let's see
I'll weigh the poop today
Only if it's more than my weight
Eat something light, I may
P1375 Snot
I espouse eating snot
It's got the protein, sugar and vit
I quite like the tangy taste
It's got gold, your nasal pit
Of course you don't need a shovel
With your finger digging is a breeze
If the material is fluid
I hold one nostril and force a sneeze
I know socially it's a no-no
But why not when no one's looking
My tongue knows how to twist
When a snot is in the offing
I specially like the chewy part
Sometimes you have crunchy grains
Those are just dust you've filtered
Nothing to tax your brains
Look it's my own snot I eat
It's not a crime if you ask a cop
Plus it isn't anything really gross
It's just a seasonal crop
The snot factory is on overdrive
Sweet the season of flu
I personally vote in favor of snot
You my darling should do it too
No I'm serious
You have to give it a shot
If you don't like it at all, I promise
I'll eat your shit when it's still quite hot
Or your piss
I really don't mind
I have to make people think
Give sight to the blind
P1371 Marital Ad
Hey random miss
Will you dance a jig
I'm brave, hairy and sort of smelly
Balls a little big
No I'm not inflexible at all
Females have rights, I think
But I hold the right to recant
When I've had a stiff drink
Don't worry I won't hit you hard
Bruises can do you good
I like the screaming a lot
Romantic under the hood
A wife is nothing of consequence
Without a husband you see
On your knees must devote your life
For my endless glee
Know your intensity
You're a shimmer, I a beacon
Know your worth
I'm a meal, you a bon bon
Meals I don't cook, that I admit
Or any of the household chore
That's your job miss don't forget
Otherwise you're a whore
You fetch water up a hill
Then you spread your lanky leg
The exercise I see keeps you fit
While I enjoy a wrecking peg
When I die I'll leave you the wallet
It may be dry by then
From the dead in your bed
I'll remind you - men are always men
P1365 অক্টোপাসের ভাই
আমি অক্টোপাসের ভাই
বল তোমার কি চাই
আমার ক্ষমতা অসীম
পেটে অসংখ্য ডিম
ঘোড়ার ডিম না এগুলো সোনার
আমি পেরেছি কাল রাতে
একটা খেলে রাজা হয়ে যায়
খেতে হয় শেষ পাতে
তুমি এসো দেখাবো আমি
চাইলে দিতে পারি
গোল মুখে ভর্তি হাসি
ফোকলা দাঁতের সারি
গোল বাচ্চা বড়ই ভালো
ওদের দেখে আমি ভালো থাকি
আসবে নাকি ডিম দেখতে
একটা তোমার জন্য রাখি
P1363 তোকেই খাব
খাব রে খাব তোকেই খাব
হা করেছি কি এমনি
তবে এটা হাইও পারে হতে
ঘুম পেয়েছে যেমনি
আরে পাবেনা ঘুম মানুষ খেলে
এটার ছিল মস্ত বড় ভুঁড়ি
ভুঁড়ির মধ্যে চর্বি ভালো
মেখে খেলাম মুড়ি
রাখবো তোকে আপন করে
তুই কি আমার পর
তোর মাংসে বিরিয়ানি করে
বেচব দুনিয়া ভর
আসলে খেতে আমাকে হবে
ডিম হয়েছে পেটে
বিয়ে করলেই সমস্যা এই
বাচ্চা হয় সেটে
P1362 Pissing away...
There are wishful thoughts many
A lilliput with a tall hat
A man in a slouch, slow, lazy, hazy
Cart gilded before a clueless rat
Shiny appearance appeals to him
The outside always in his thought
Penny wise where it doesn't shine
Pounds for the pretty a lot
He doesn't pay where he ought
Value he doesn't comprehend
Delusions of lies fog his eyes
Greed he makes his friend
Or in a super confident streak
His ambition with a drink embark
Fueled by imaginary riches
All talk and bullish bark
The talkative loafers around
Prattle and praise on and on
Alcohol lifts the egos
Weed drivel race till dawn
After the drugs wear off
The silliness congeals into a thought
At noon the man with a groggy dread
Wakes up in his ordinary cot
Then another trip another dream
He finds another quick-rich scheme
The peddlers of common deceit
Keep repeating his angst to him
Opportunities don't wait
They are few and far between
He cannot tell a gem from glass
He lost the entire scene
In a world where you run to stand
This man finds himself lost
The truth is hard but it's the truth
Most of life is sunk cost
The cycles of the sun go on
In the end, the man laments
Time ran out he did not act
He did not make a dent
Few people are worth the time
Inactions write your story not
This today pissing away
Memento mori is all you've got
P1355 Anubis Pissed
Die king die, king of Nile
I the god Anubis speak
When your dick's shriveled
Inbred's are specially weak
You hideous selfish king
Your phallus will be soot
And on the ruins of your ribs
My jackals will poot
Mother fucking Pharoah
I'll bomb your ass tonight
Illiterate son of a bitch, to smithereens
Your geometrical insight
Insight my ass
Just some fucking trig
It's only the stupid-ass fools that think
You're kinda big
Stupid fucking pyramids
To stick some dead bitch in
How would you like my fist Pharoah
Through your rosebud ring
One grenade for your asshole
Several for your pyramid
The whores and twats I keep
And all the slaves you hid
I too like slaves with skin thick
Have not I ever used an innuendo
And your lusts go to Anubis
I build the house of ho
You're the bloodsucking weasel
That steals the commoner's rice
The prayers pressed me to act
You're history in a trice
The jackals are on their way
You know they like charred flesh
If you're not already dead
They'll kill you anew, afresh
God of the dead speaks
And I'm supremely pissed
Curse starts right about now
And you won't ever be missed
P1353 মরে গিয়ে
মরে গিয়ে ভালো ভূত হব না আমি
যারা আমাকে কষ্ট দিলো এজীবনে
তাদের ঘাড় মটকে রক্ত চুষে খাব
শহর-গ্রাম নদী ও বনে
পেত্নীর সঙ্গে প্রেম করব
হিংসে করোনা
হাসলে পরে ঘুরিয়ে দেবো
তোমার মুখের হা
ভুলেও ভুলবোনা আমি কে
আত্মবিস্মৃতি পাপ
ছ্যাবলা গুলোর সময় হয়ে এসেছে শেষ
ছাড়বো আমি সাপ
তাদের পিছনে পিছনে ঘুরে অন্ধকারে
নানান ওয়াজ করে সামনে এসে
আবার হঠাৎই মিলিয়ে যাব
অট্টহাসিতে ভেসে
শালারা চেনেনা আমায় জানেনা আমি কে
লিস্ট বানাচ্ছি মস্ত লম্বা
মট মট মট মট করে ভাঙবো ঘাড়
পলাইয়া কোথা যাবা
প্রয়োজনে নাড়িভুঁড়ি ও খেতে পারি
রক্তের ভক্ত হব আমি
মোটকথা ভালো হবেনা সে মোলাকাত
খাবোনা আমি হামি
করবো হাগু করবো মুতু
তাও আবার মুখে
বমিও খেতে হতে পারে
গালাগালির খেপে খেপে
রাম নামে কিছু হবে না আমার
নিশ্চয়ই আরও ক্ষেপে যাবো
তেড়ে-ফুঁড়ে ছিন্নভিন্ন করে
ম্যাগি নুডুলস এর সঙ্গে খাব
P1352 Kick
Fuckity fuckity flick
I practice my kicks
Fling my underwear in the air
I'm known for party tricks
The world's going to end
I can't count there are so many ways
I wish I could push things along
Exact the "mights" and the "mays"
Climate change needs your help
You can bomb the poles
Get rid of pesky islands and coasts
The bastards and assholes
Some extra bombs to spare
Ignite the Yellowstone caldera
That would split the fucks in half
And end the American era
Want to get the whites dead
Blow some CFC in the air
The ozone hole gone
Nobody would want to be fair
Want more fights
Figure out what pisses off the religious
The cheapest way if you want
And the least bit of fuss
Poison their prayers
So that they point their ass to the sky
A meteorite will find its way
Blow their ass high
I'm tired of living with people
Full of pretense and hard stool
I want to shit on someone's head
Always wanted to be cool
Fucking assholes everywhere
I'm not mealy-mouthed about it
Must open your mouth wide
Need to take a shit
Sometimes it's soft and sweet
Just like a bengali rosogolla large
Or it could be hard as a rock
That could sink an entire barge
Or it could be quite flexible
Strings you could knit in your mouth
Like dosa that stick between your teeth
No matter how far you go south
Or if you like a cocktail drink
Try my special diarrhea stack
One gulp and you'll reach your stars
And never want to come back
I know how to shit
It's really up to you sweetest dear
Just open your mouth wide
I'll make it crystal clear
P1350 ভয়ঙ্কর কতগুলো মুখ
মনের কতগুলো গভীর ক্ষত
রক্ত অবিশ্রান্ত ঝরে
ভুলে থাকার অভিনয়ের শেষে
ঠিক মনে যে তোমাকেই পরে
চিনতেই পারিনা আমি আর নিজেকে
প্রায় ভুলতেই বসেছি আমি কে
নিশ্ছিদ্র শূন্যতায় হারিয়ে গেছি
ফিরে পাবোনা পুরনো নিজেকে
ভেতরে কত ঝড় কত পাগলামি
আহত পাহাড় মন খারাপের জন্য
আকাশ যেখানে চিরদিন কালো থাকে
তার সূর্যে আসেনা যে কোন আলো
বেঁচে বোধহয় আছি এখনো
কিন্তু মৃত ধরে নিতে পারো
চোরাবালিতে পুতে দিয়ে গেছে যারা
চাও তো তাদের চিনতে পারো
মন খারাপের নদীর রক্তস্রোত
কালো আকাশে নীল মেঘের দুঃস্বপ্ন
ভয়ঙ্কর কতগুলো মুখ চিনি না এদের
দেখিনি আগে কখনো
P1349 Sweltering
The sweltering heat is fucking my ass
Beads of sweat flit
I don't know which god to pray
Or whose throat I want to slit
The cities are running out of coal
No electricity means sheer torture
The temperature has reached the forties
No electricity and no water
They call it the summer loo
I call it the dissipating breath
It desiccates what life you have
Bestows an early death
India is a developing country
It'll take an infinite time
While the leaders ass rape the system
What they do will never rhyme
The leaders have dared to dream
Mystic landfill called India
Where their turds dot the landscape
Scenic geysers of diarrhea
No long term plans, no sanity at all
Their assholes red and puckering
Silly myths and fictions coat
And underline the shit they fling
Hollow heads with shallow minds
Lap it up and want more
It's difficult to get into the science
Hindu Muslim debates and gore
Embittered my bruised brain fumes in the heat
Amidst the cacophony of the croaking vain
I dissent the drivel that drives the fools
To their death in a sewer drain
"It's a solution, a self reliant one"
The proud piper sings
"The sewer is connected and cool
Drink the water it brings"
They'll keep at the ritual crimes
And pass the intent around
If the fools wake up and rebel
A bulldozer flattens them to the ground
Unless you're morally bankrupt
And until you learn how to snatch and kill
The beads of sweat and despicable life
Are here to stay and will
If I should boil to hell
Sell my flesh for free
For if you don't the gods will
Piss in your darjeeling tea
No I'm serious they will
They just don't have anything else to do
Perfectly capable of sabotage
If you don't cook my meat in stew
Yes I've gone mad with sweat
Perfectly insane as they say
Hopping hypocrite the leaders
Should be the ones to pay
P1347 Snake
I'm the superior being
You're a fucking snake
I own this whole planet
You don't have a written stake
Although we are both quite evil
We part in our venomous fray
You react if someone fucks with you
We always lead the way
Fuck off now
Or I'll hit you with my stick
Came prepared to piss on you
Do you like my dick?
Yeah it's tiny I know
Also I have a flat kind of bum
If you like I can jack off here
You can taste my cum
Girls don't pay any attention
If you have a micro dick
Plus a poor hobo like me
Can't never get his kick
Sometimes I'm horny as hell
And I've my own cock blown
I finger my asshole often
My nipples make me moan
I'm so depressed now
I can't find the easy chicks
Please bite me this instant
And end my horrible fix
Let me hobble to my death
Do disembowel my parts
Check to see my dreaming brain
And hold my bleeding heart
This was a man indeed
You may tragically note
Nobody took a notice of him
Nobody took his coat
When you taste the tender asshole
You'll see I'm a super soft soul
My pubic hair grew unrestrained
Shit, always a briquette of coal
Finger each other in anus fun
The gods of snakes and men
When such a person as I die
Their venom will flood the glen
The tears you may have
Will be of joy indeed
Lived a loser whose corpse, you'll say
A famished snake will feed
P1344 Friends
My doll loves me much
It tells me not to cry
No one else cares about me
It tells me I have to die
It whispers in a raspy croak
In a feverish voice, sick
Jump from the highest bridge
Into the oncoming traffic
When I couldn't gather the guts
It ordered a boutique noose
It gave me strict instructions
Nothing left for me to choose
And the time has come now
My days are all done
I'll kick the stool and in my school
The first time I'll have some fun
It'll make sure I struggle and gag
Forever It'll set me free
Then two spirits, carefree souls
We'll spread our friendship spree
P1343 Miss Jolly
Yes my shit's sticky
I use the baby soft premium
I rub my hole in deep circles
The paper is soaked in cum
Sometimes I light a fire
Especially when I gorge on beans
The bathroom is small for
This contortionist of meager means
But at least I fit
Some of my friends don't
They shit in their beds
And wipe they won't
I know I'm alright
In fact I'm quite thin
If you see me turning cartwheels nude
You'll jump out of your skin
Plus I play with the physics
Everything I do is nano deep
My smiles are fake, as my intentions
With that only gold I reap
A bento box of lust
Coy every coil of the core
Steal hearts to hurt
But not a whore anymore
By appointment only
I have my own app
Cookies on my website show me
Where you are on a map
I wear fashionable brands
I plant praise in the sycophants
I keep an eye on their eyes
Never button the stretchy pants
Cynics and critics I eliminate
I poison their tea
The twats don't deserve to live
I'm the queen of all I see
I help you unwind and unfuck
Easy holes for desperate poles by golly
Once a week, any ache or pain
Regulars call me "Miss Jolly"
P1342 Worm
What's in a worm you ask
It's all pure protein pink
I just pick one from my ass
I always liked the stink
Ten thousand frightened worms
Makes your stomach full
A few hundred lice with it
With my tongue I spool
Some are crunchy too
But some make you blue
You're out of luck I say
When you get a bloody flu
But I'm howling poor
My mind is a pickled jam
My problems are hard enough
To distort who I am
But it doesn't really matter
I'm invisible to the rest
I eat my shit, I drink my piss
I harvest every pest
The crops are going to fail this year
The ground is hot parched and dry
If I don't have any food
It's my worms I try
You can't blame me, can you?
For being uncouth and raw?
At least no one's coming for your worms
The very last desperate straw
The world is fucked
I see the writing on the wall
Nothing the big stupids can do
To stall the great big fall
Nobody ever cared about me
Now I cheer for their blood
Selfish world and the assholes in it
Fucks floating in the flood
I don't make any sense you say
Is that what you think?
I'm sorry I boiled your turd
It'll be all over in a blink
Yes that's right, you and your "all"
You'll expiate well for your crime
Although your head is in the sand
You're heading for a terrible time
From every pore of rotting skin
From every hole you had
Your insides will be a pool of mess
It will be very bad
The worms are going to take over
Every nook and cranny you can see
Your corpse will be bloated full of
Pink worms full of glee
P1339 Juxtaposition of colors
Mere juxtaposition of colors you think
I'm a FUCKING god
I bring wealth to the wealthy
The poor just get my rod
Of course I'm all made-up
What do you think a god is
A convenient lie to get things done
A sparkling bottle of piss
I play with the other fiction
That you already have in your head
I make them more irrational
Guilt makes you wet your bed
The more corrupt the country
More prevalent my prowl
If you're a bit in doubt
Paid actors put on a scowl
It's generational you know
The indoctrination party religiously wild
I absolutely must make sure
I finger your asshole as a child
Further fucking is easier afterwards
Since you have a ready mind
I can get away with any lies
Rinse, repeat and grind
Blatant are my threats
Quite naked the greed
Contradictory statements galore
Want more wounds to bleed
The more you bleed the more you fight
One nonsense against another
Newer fiction all the time
One nonsense after another
I tell you what to do and what not
Ancient rituals that reek of OCD
I make you sing and dance silly
Like puppets on strings, OMG
I'm in the pocket of the puppeteers
But it's your trust I breach
I focus on your delusions
For all the shit I have to preach
Go fuck yourself in the ass
Go back to your rotten prayer
If you think it's going to save you
Please know that I don't care
I'll twist your testicles
If you breathe a word to the superstitious lot
They should remain in the twilight
As blame worthy despicable snot
There's no shit to save
Reality is random and harsh
You're just part of a polluting species
Who'll get flushed in a flash
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