I espouse eating snot
It's got the protein, sugar and vit
I quite like the tangy taste
It's got gold, your nasal pit
Of course you don't need a shovel
With your finger digging is a breeze
If the material is fluid
I hold one nostril and force a sneeze
I know socially it's a no-no
But why not when no one's looking
My tongue knows how to twist
When a snot is in the offing
I specially like the chewy part
Sometimes you have crunchy grains
Those are just dust you've filtered
Nothing to tax your brains
Look it's my own snot I eat
It's not a crime if you ask a cop
Plus it isn't anything really gross
It's just a seasonal crop
The snot factory is on overdrive
Sweet the season of flu
I personally vote in favor of snot
You my darling should do it too
No I'm serious
You have to give it a shot
If you don't like it at all, I promise
I'll eat your shit when it's still quite hot
Or your piss
I really don't mind
I have to make people think
Give sight to the blind
