I shit a lot
Or should I call it "shat"
People say I'm skinny
I think I see me fat
I've always felt a little chubby
A fat and stupid gal
But the doctor thinks I'm a disease
He tells me I'm mental
But sooner or later
Guys will wanna fuck
If you're a fat momma face
Your lucks gonna suck
Well let's see
I'll weigh the poop today
Only if it's more than my weight
Eat something light, I may
