Hey random miss
Will you dance a jig
I'm brave, hairy and sort of smelly
Balls a little big
No I'm not inflexible at all
Females have rights, I think
But I hold the right to recant
When I've had a stiff drink
Don't worry I won't hit you hard
Bruises can do you good
I like the screaming a lot
Romantic under the hood
A wife is nothing of consequence
Without a husband you see
On your knees must devote your life
For my endless glee
Know your intensity
You're a shimmer, I a beacon
Know your worth
I'm a meal, you a bon bon
Meals I don't cook, that I admit
Or any of the household chore
That's your job miss don't forget
Otherwise you're a whore
You fetch water up a hill
Then you spread your lanky leg
The exercise I see keeps you fit
While I enjoy a wrecking peg
When I die I'll leave you the wallet
It may be dry by then
From the dead in your bed
I'll remind you - men are always men
