Fuckity fuckity flick
I practice my kicks
Fling my underwear in the air
I'm known for party tricks
The world's going to end
I can't count there are so many ways
I wish I could push things along
Exact the "mights" and the "mays"
Climate change needs your help
You can bomb the poles
Get rid of pesky islands and coasts
The bastards and assholes
Some extra bombs to spare
Ignite the Yellowstone caldera
That would split the fucks in half
And end the American era
Want to get the whites dead
Blow some CFC in the air
The ozone hole gone
Nobody would want to be fair
Want more fights
Figure out what pisses off the religious
The cheapest way if you want
And the least bit of fuss
Poison their prayers
So that they point their ass to the sky
A meteorite will find its way
Blow their ass high
I'm tired of living with people
Full of pretense and hard stool
I want to shit on someone's head
Always wanted to be cool
Fucking assholes everywhere
I'm not mealy-mouthed about it
Must open your mouth wide
Need to take a shit
Sometimes it's soft and sweet
Just like a bengali rosogolla large
Or it could be hard as a rock
That could sink an entire barge
Or it could be quite flexible
Strings you could knit in your mouth
Like dosa that stick between your teeth
No matter how far you go south
Or if you like a cocktail drink
Try my special diarrhea stack
One gulp and you'll reach your stars
And never want to come back
I know how to shit
It's really up to you sweetest dear
Just open your mouth wide
I'll make it crystal clear
