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P1385 Maybe love

If you think there's true love 

You're betting on a hopeless stake 

I say "maybe" but the chances are rare

More likely you'll get a selfish snake

Don't believe me, it's your life 

All you have to do is wait 

See the colors come off with the skin

Taste the blood in your miserable fate

Don't expect anything 

Just know a woman needs a man

As  desires and angst are evolved 

Part of a contrived genetic plan

Mating evolved to escape parasites 

Then parasites became we

A thin layer of purpose that evaporates

The naked gangrene is there to see 

Everything else is random chance

Where you are in time and space 

I'm sorry it isn't romantic 

But that's how it is more or less

P1384 Unpopular

My tongue is long, my tongue is strong 

Sometimes I'm sorry for what I say

But someone must put a pin burst the rancid bubble 

The rainbow is a dirty gray

The world deteriorated into layers of popular opinion

But that's not how things work

People can't tell truth from con

We're choking on our celebratory cork 

We weave the stories to unite

To come together as one 

Now the stories have gone too too far

Too long this yarn that's spun

If our species has to survive 

We ought to do the right thing

Have to get our shit together 

Or we ourselves end this fling

P1383 I've been thinking

I often think my thoughts are queer 

That I should not have them at all

In the minds of men I see around me

No reason to why an apple to fall

"It's too much thinking" they exclaim

Nothing you can change with a thought 

Let it be and it shall be

Don't unnecessarily rock the cot

If anything you'd age faster 

Just relax and breathe deeply in

Melt those thoughts on a stiff drink

Why not a contemporary gin

Or a movie maybe an easy one

Where you know what might transpire

Fall asleep while your thoughts diffuse 

There's nothing that's so dire

P1382 নতুন ফোন

একটা নতুন ফোন কিনলাম আমি 

বলে নাকি পিঁপড়েদের  কোন ফোন হয় না

আমি বললুম স্যামসাং নতুন বের করেছে 

একটু ভালো করে দেখুন না 

অন্ধ লোকটার সামনেই ছিল ফোনটা 

ইন্সটলমেন্টে কিনলাম এমনি পারতাম না

বলে সাবধানে আসবেন 

 কেউ মাড়িয়ে দিলেই তো বাকি পেমেন্ট পাবো না 

ফোনটা দারুন 

অন্য পিঁপড়েরা কি করছে 

এটা দেখি সারাদিন আজকাল

সময় ভালই কেটে যাচ্ছে 

আজ ডাটা প্ল্যানটা শেষ হয়ে গেল

মনটা তাই খারাপ 

পরের মাসে একটা অন্য প্ল্যান নেব 

করবোনা বৃথা অনুতাপ

আমাদের তো আবার ভূত ভবিষ্যৎ ভগবান কোনটাই নেই 

এই শুকেটুকে চুরি টুরি করে কোনমতে বেঁচে থাকা 

ফোনটা থাকায় একটু আমোদ হবে 

না হলে তো জীবন যেই কে সেই ফাঁকা

...

যেই কে সেই ফাঁকা

যা করার করে নিতে হবে  

জীবনটা একটাই 

কবে কে টিপে দেবে 

এই ভেবে তাই

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P1377 "I'm a fat girl!"

I shit a lot

Or should I call it "shat"

People say I'm skinny 

I think I see me fat

I've always felt a little chubby 

A fat and stupid gal

But the doctor thinks I'm a disease 

He tells me I'm mental 

But sooner or later

Guys will wanna fuck

If you're a fat momma face

Your lucks gonna suck 

Well let's see

I'll weigh the poop today

Only if it's more than my weight 

Eat something light, I may

P1376

P1375 Snot

I espouse eating snot

It's got the protein, sugar and vit

I quite like the tangy taste 

It's got gold, your nasal pit

Of course you don't need a shovel 

With your finger digging is a breeze 

If the material is fluid 

I hold one nostril and force a sneeze 

I know socially it's a no-no

But why not when no one's looking 

My tongue knows how to twist 

When a snot is in the offing

I specially like the chewy part

Sometimes you have crunchy grains 

Those are just dust you've filtered 

Nothing to tax your brains 

Look it's my own snot I eat

It's not a crime if you ask a cop

Plus it isn't anything really gross 

It's just a seasonal crop

The snot factory is on overdrive 

Sweet the season of flu

I personally vote in favor of snot

You my darling should do it too

No I'm serious

You have to give it a shot

If you don't like it at all, I promise 

I'll eat your shit when it's still quite hot

Or your piss

I really don't mind

I have to make people think

Give sight to the blind 

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P1372

P1371 Marital Ad

Hey random miss

Will you dance a jig

I'm brave, hairy and sort of smelly 

Balls a little big

No I'm not inflexible at all

Females have rights, I think 

But I hold the right to recant 

When I've had a stiff drink

Don't worry I won't hit you hard

Bruises can do you good 

I like the screaming a lot

Romantic under the hood

A wife is nothing of consequence 

Without a husband you see

On your knees must devote your life

For my endless glee

Know your intensity 

You're a shimmer, I a beacon

Know your worth 

I'm a meal, you a bon bon

Meals I don't cook, that I admit 

Or any of the household chore

That's your job miss don't forget 

Otherwise you're a whore

You fetch water up a hill

Then you spread your lanky leg

The exercise I see keeps you fit 

While I enjoy a wrecking peg

When I die I'll leave you the wallet 

It may be dry by then

From the dead in your bed

I'll remind you - men are always men

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P1365 অক্টোপাসের ভাই

আমি অক্টোপাসের ভাই 

বল তোমার কি চাই 

আমার ক্ষমতা অসীম 

পেটে অসংখ্য ডিম 

ঘোড়ার ডিম না এগুলো সোনার

আমি পেরেছি কাল রাতে

একটা খেলে রাজা হয়ে যায় 

খেতে হয় শেষ পাতে 

তুমি এসো দেখাবো আমি 

চাইলে দিতে পারি 

গোল মুখে ভর্তি হাসি 

ফোকলা দাঁতের সারি

গোল বাচ্চা বড়ই ভালো 

ওদের দেখে আমি ভালো থাকি

আসবে নাকি ডিম দেখতে 

একটা তোমার জন্য রাখি 

P1364

P1363 তোকেই খাব

খাব রে খাব তোকেই খাব 

হা করেছি কি এমনি 

তবে এটা হাইও পারে হতে 

ঘুম পেয়েছে যেমনি

আরে পাবেনা ঘুম মানুষ খেলে

এটার ছিল মস্ত বড় ভুঁড়ি 

ভুঁড়ির মধ্যে চর্বি ভালো 

মেখে খেলাম মুড়ি

রাখবো তোকে আপন করে

তুই কি আমার পর 

তোর মাংসে বিরিয়ানি করে

বেচব দুনিয়া ভর 

আসলে খেতে আমাকে হবে

ডিম হয়েছে পেটে

বিয়ে করলেই সমস্যা এই 

বাচ্চা হয় সেটে

P1363

P1362 Pissing away...

There are wishful thoughts many

A lilliput with a tall hat

A man in a slouch, slow, lazy, hazy

Cart gilded before a clueless rat

Shiny appearance appeals to him

The outside always in his thought 

Penny wise where it doesn't shine 

Pounds for the pretty a lot

He doesn't pay where he ought 

Value he doesn't comprehend 

Delusions of lies fog his eyes 

Greed he makes his friend 

Or in a super confident streak 

His ambition with a drink embark

Fueled by imaginary riches

All talk and bullish bark

The talkative loafers around 

Prattle and  praise on and on

Alcohol lifts the egos 

Weed drivel race till dawn

After the drugs wear off

The silliness congeals into a thought 

At noon the man with a groggy dread

Wakes up in his ordinary cot

Then another trip another dream

He finds another quick-rich scheme 

The peddlers of common deceit

Keep repeating his angst to him

Opportunities don't wait 

They are few and far between 

He cannot tell a gem from glass

He lost the entire scene

In a world where you run to stand 

This man finds himself lost

The truth is hard but it's the truth 

Most of life is sunk cost

The cycles of the sun go on

In the end,  the man laments

Time ran out he did not act

He did not make a dent

Few people are worth the time 

Inactions write your story not

This today pissing away

Memento mori is all you've got

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P1355 Anubis Pissed

Die king die, king of Nile

I the god Anubis speak 

When your dick's shriveled 

Inbred's are specially weak

You hideous selfish king

Your phallus will be soot

And on the ruins of your ribs 

My jackals will poot

Mother fucking Pharoah 

I'll bomb your ass tonight 

Illiterate son of a bitch, to smithereens 

Your geometrical insight 

Insight my ass

Just some fucking trig

It's only the stupid-ass fools that think

You're kinda big

Stupid fucking pyramids 

To stick some dead bitch in

How would you like my fist Pharoah 

Through your rosebud ring

One grenade for your asshole 

Several for your pyramid 

The whores and twats I keep 

And all the slaves you hid

I too like slaves with skin thick 

Have not I ever used an innuendo 

And your lusts go to Anubis 

I build the house of ho

You're the bloodsucking weasel 

That steals the commoner's rice

The prayers pressed me to act

You're history in a trice

The jackals are on their way

You know they like charred flesh 

If you're not already dead 

They'll kill you anew, afresh 

God of the dead speaks 

And I'm supremely pissed 

Curse starts right about now 

And you won't ever be missed 

P1354

P1353 মরে গিয়ে

মরে গিয়ে ভালো ভূত হব না আমি

যারা আমাকে কষ্ট দিলো এজীবনে 

তাদের ঘাড় মটকে রক্ত চুষে খাব

শহর-গ্রাম নদী ও বনে

পেত্নীর সঙ্গে প্রেম করব 

হিংসে করোনা

হাসলে পরে ঘুরিয়ে দেবো 

তোমার মুখের হা 

ভুলেও ভুলবোনা আমি কে

আত্মবিস্মৃতি পাপ 

ছ্যাবলা গুলোর সময় হয়ে এসেছে শেষ 

ছাড়বো আমি সাপ 

তাদের পিছনে পিছনে ঘুরে অন্ধকারে

নানান ওয়াজ করে সামনে এসে

আবার হঠাৎই মিলিয়ে যাব

অট্টহাসিতে ভেসে 

শালারা চেনেনা আমায় জানেনা আমি কে 

লিস্ট বানাচ্ছি মস্ত লম্বা 

মট মট মট মট করে ভাঙবো ঘাড় 

পলাইয়া কোথা যাবা 

প্রয়োজনে নাড়িভুঁড়ি ও খেতে পারি

রক্তের ভক্ত হব আমি 

মোটকথা ভালো হবেনা সে মোলাকাত 

খাবোনা আমি হামি 

করবো হাগু করবো মুতু

তাও আবার মুখে 

বমিও খেতে হতে পারে 

গালাগালির খেপে খেপে

রাম নামে কিছু হবে না আমার

নিশ্চয়ই আরও ক্ষেপে যাবো 

তেড়ে-ফুঁড়ে ছিন্নভিন্ন করে 

ম্যাগি নুডুলস এর সঙ্গে খাব 

 

P1352 Kick

Fuckity fuckity flick 

I practice my kicks

Fling my underwear in the air

I'm known for party tricks 

The world's going to end

I can't count there are so many ways

I wish I could push things along

Exact the "mights" and the "mays"

Climate change needs your help

You can bomb the poles

Get rid of pesky islands and coasts

The bastards and assholes 

Some extra bombs to spare 

Ignite the Yellowstone caldera 

That would split the fucks in half

And end the American era

Want to get the whites dead

Blow some CFC in the air

The ozone hole gone

Nobody would want to be fair

Want more fights

Figure out what pisses off the religious 

The cheapest way if you want

And the least bit of fuss

Poison their prayers 

So that they point their ass to the sky

A meteorite will find its way

Blow their ass high 

I'm tired of living with people 

Full of pretense and hard stool

I want to shit on someone's head

Always wanted to be cool 

Fucking assholes everywhere 

I'm not mealy-mouthed about it

Must open your mouth wide

Need to take a shit

Sometimes it's soft and sweet

Just like a bengali rosogolla large 

Or it could be hard as a rock

That could sink an entire barge

Or it could be quite flexible 

Strings you could knit in your mouth 

Like dosa that stick between your teeth

No matter how far you go south 

Or if you like a cocktail drink 

Try my special diarrhea stack

One gulp and you'll reach your stars

And never want to come back

I know how to shit

It's really up to you sweetest dear

Just open your mouth wide

I'll make it crystal clear

P1351

P1350 ভয়ঙ্কর কতগুলো মুখ

মনের কতগুলো গভীর ক্ষত 

রক্ত অবিশ্রান্ত ঝরে 

ভুলে থাকার অভিনয়ের শেষে 

ঠিক মনে যে তোমাকেই পরে 

চিনতেই পারিনা আমি আর নিজেকে 

প্রায় ভুলতেই বসেছি আমি কে 

নিশ্ছিদ্র শূন্যতায় হারিয়ে গেছি 

ফিরে পাবোনা পুরনো নিজেকে 

ভেতরে কত ঝড় কত পাগলামি 

আহত পাহাড় মন খারাপের জন্য 

আকাশ যেখানে চিরদিন কালো থাকে 

তার সূর্যে আসেনা যে কোন আলো

বেঁচে বোধহয় আছি এখনো 

কিন্তু মৃত ধরে নিতে পারো 

চোরাবালিতে পুতে দিয়ে গেছে যারা 

চাও তো তাদের  চিনতে পারো 

মন খারাপের নদীর রক্তস্রোত 

কালো আকাশে নীল মেঘের দুঃস্বপ্ন 

ভয়ঙ্কর কতগুলো মুখ চিনি না এদের 

দেখিনি আগে কখনো 

P1349 Sweltering

The sweltering heat is fucking my ass

Beads of sweat flit 

I don't know which god to pray 

Or whose throat I want to slit 

The cities are running out of coal

No electricity means sheer torture 

The temperature has reached the forties 

No electricity and no water 

They call it the summer loo

I call it the dissipating breath 

It desiccates what life you have

Bestows an early death 

India is a developing country 

It'll take an infinite time

While the leaders ass rape the system 

What they do will never rhyme

The leaders have dared to dream 

Mystic landfill called India

Where their turds dot the landscape 

Scenic geysers of diarrhea 

No long term plans, no sanity at all

Their assholes red and puckering 

Silly myths and fictions coat 

And underline the shit they fling

Hollow heads with shallow minds

Lap it up and want more

It's difficult to get into the science 

Hindu Muslim debates and gore

Embittered my bruised brain fumes in the heat

Amidst the cacophony of the croaking vain

I dissent the drivel that drives the fools

To their death in a sewer drain

"It's a solution, a self reliant one"

The proud piper sings

"The sewer is connected and cool

Drink the water it brings"

They'll keep at the ritual crimes

And pass the intent around 

If the fools wake up and rebel

A bulldozer flattens them to the ground

Unless you're morally bankrupt 

And until you learn how to snatch and kill

The beads of sweat and despicable life

Are here to stay and will

If I should boil to hell

Sell my flesh for free

For if you don't the gods will

Piss in your darjeeling tea

No I'm serious they will 

They just don't have anything else to do

Perfectly capable of sabotage 

If you don't cook my meat in stew

Yes I've gone mad with sweat 

Perfectly insane as they say

Hopping hypocrite the leaders 

Should be the ones to pay

P1348

P1347 Snake

I'm the superior being 

You're a fucking snake 

I own this whole planet 

You don't have a written stake 

Although we are both quite evil 

We part in our venomous fray

You react if someone fucks with you

We always lead the way

Fuck off now

Or I'll hit you with my stick 

Came prepared to piss on you

Do you like my dick?

Yeah it's tiny I know 

Also I have a flat kind of bum

If you like I can jack off here

You can taste my cum

Girls don't pay any attention 

If you have a micro dick

Plus a poor hobo like me

Can't never get his kick

Sometimes I'm horny as hell

And I've my own cock blown

I finger my asshole often

My nipples make me moan

I'm so depressed now

I can't find the easy chicks

Please bite me this instant 

And end my horrible fix

Let me hobble to my death 

Do disembowel my parts

Check to see my dreaming brain

And hold my bleeding heart

This was a man indeed 

You may tragically note

Nobody took a notice of him

Nobody took his coat

When you taste the tender asshole 

You'll see I'm a super soft soul

My pubic hair grew unrestrained 

Shit,  always a briquette of coal 

Finger each other in anus fun

The gods of snakes and men

When such a person as I die

Their venom will flood the glen

The tears you may have 

Will be of joy indeed

Lived a loser whose corpse, you'll say

A famished snake will feed

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P1344 Friends

My doll loves me much

It tells me not to cry

No one else cares about me

It tells me I have to die

It whispers in a raspy croak

In a feverish voice, sick

Jump from the highest bridge 

Into the oncoming traffic 

When I couldn't gather the guts

It ordered a boutique noose 

It gave me strict instructions 

Nothing left for me to choose 

And the time has come now

My days are all done 

I'll kick the stool and in my school 

The first time I'll have some fun

It'll make sure I struggle and gag

Forever It'll set me free

Then two spirits, carefree souls

We'll spread our friendship spree 

P1343 Miss Jolly

Yes my shit's sticky

I use the baby soft premium 

I rub my hole in deep circles 

The paper is soaked in cum

Sometimes I light a fire

Especially when I gorge on beans

The bathroom is small for 

This contortionist of meager means

But at least I fit

Some of my friends don't 

They shit in their beds

And wipe they won't 

I know I'm alright 

In fact I'm quite thin

If you see me turning cartwheels nude

You'll jump out of your skin

Plus I play with the physics

Everything I do is nano deep

My smiles are fake, as my intentions 

With that only gold I reap

A bento box of lust

Coy every coil of the core

Steal hearts to hurt

But not a whore anymore 

By appointment only

I have my own app

Cookies on my website show me

Where you are on a map

I wear fashionable brands 

I plant praise in the sycophants 

I keep an eye on their eyes 

Never button the stretchy pants 

Cynics and critics I eliminate 

I poison their tea 

The twats don't deserve to live

I'm the queen of all I see

I help you unwind and unfuck 

Easy holes for desperate poles by golly

Once a week, any ache or pain

Regulars call me "Miss Jolly"