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P1106 Gravity


If there was no gravity 
People wouldn't call me fatty 
After all I am only the mass
Gravitational acceleration is the ass
On the moon my BMI is normal 
It's only this planet that's abnormal
On moon I could hopscotch like a girl 
Child in me unfurled 
Here I'm stuck on a chair 
I'm horrified I'm scared

P1103 Fairy


Was a fucking fairy 
Now a ghastly ghost 
I was pregnant with a child 
When I was burned at a roast 
I don't like this though 
And I'll avenge my pain 
You guys better watch out now
It's a threat direct and plain

P1102 Creamy


I'm Creamy your asshole worm
I eat you shit yum yum yum
Your ass is the pod of my dream 
Although I don't like lubricant cream 
I love the sugar and fat you eat
I bite hard when you finger your shit
I love the breeze often when it comes
I love the sound you make like drums
I don't like diarrhea though 
Disgusting flow, all stop suddenly go
I have a date with a hooker 
She's a bit proud but quite a looker 
After the night we'll bury eggs in the fold 
Your asshole will itch I'm told
I know I know you grit your teeth 
Now you know what's underneath 

P1101

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P1097 Selfish people



Don't let selfish people in your life 
They are monsters that'll drown you live
They don't care what happens to you
As long as they get what they want from you
If you do let them in beware beware 
Be prepared to die a cripple in fear
Whatever was your earned will be gone
They'll put you on a stake to burn
And there they'll leave to simmer into death 
They like you to suffer they'll cherish your slow death

P1093

P1092 A mere nobody

It really doesn't matter how I am
Because I'm a mere nobody 
In a world full of deceit and delusion 
I'm a worried and lost soul 
I have dreams of a good future 
But people don't want that
All they want is their greed being fed
In an endless tribal dance 
There isn't any god to find 
Hardly any soul 
All the meandering harken back
Towards deadlier woes
I as a boy conjured a future 
Bright and fair for all
Now a broken man, I don't know
You may not like me at all

P1091 Great Lunch


I'm a fish fry
Since I've bitten the bait 
See you on the table 
Won't be a long wait 

They'll just chop my head
Tear out my innards 
Before I'm dipped in boiling oil
They cut me in small salted parts 

It's better I go
I was gasping to breathe 
I would've wished you luck 
But you're your own meal

There aren't very many to fry
We are a dying bunch 
But bon appetite my dear friend 
Do have a great lunch

P1090

P1089 Friends with Misery

I'm friends with misery 
I'm happy when I cry
Throughout my lonely life 
My sadness has been my high 

I haven't found a person 
Who's not jealous selfish or cruel 
Pining with unrequited hope
I step on the feelings when they fly

Makeup doesn't last long
It dries, gets wet, can be peeled 
You can't go on forever caked in color 
Truth is often easily revealed 

The hollowness pervades thinking 
People collect hollow thoughts 
And they rule with shrill voices
Cook emotions in cooking pots

Then there are imaginary fiends 
The many division stories we tell
Only an alien invasion of the earth 
Will ring an united bell

But I'm better off alone 
There are less wounds to heal
What I've experienced already 
Still a fresh blood congealed seal

I'm just several severed parts
A heavily bruised soul
Every remembering brings with it
A heavy emotional toll

It's better this way
At least I'll live a few days more
If it were up to my friends and kin
I'd be dead long ago

P1087

P1086 Wrathful Curse


When my wrath boils over
I hope it scalds the scales 
There's no justice the world merits 
When my anger swells 

I hope the storm blows your dreams 
I hope like a blade of grass
I know if I want it, it's bound to happen 
Nothing can stop it's path

Tornadoes will touch down and drive
Fires from the holes of hell
Your skin will burn to a crisp
Before your eyes can tell 

It'll be a terrible night 
And It'll only be night forever 
You won't see a blink of light 
You'll only have blindness from here

P1085 King of a page


I'm the king
Of the empire I don't see
Where the citizens 
Are essentially free
They don't even know they have me
And that's how kingdoms should be
Of course you think I'm just a sketch 
You think I'm just fantasy 
How is that any different than
What I started out to be?
I smirk so often
It's etched on my face
Do you like the royal disdain 
Or what else can it be?
I have a hairy face
But the headgear hides the bald
I don't have any testicle 
It's only to the shoulder I was drawn

P1084 Evil Evil everywhere


Evil evil everywhere 
Not one man to trust
The world is full of them
Everything unjust 

Weather's getting weird now
Nowhere to go
Everyplace you saw on map
Will be under snow

Or there'll be so much heat
Nothing will be spared
The heat will melt the bullshit 
The dishonesty will be bared

There'll be waves very high
Enough to drown our pride
Most nations will be knee deep in shit
If not under the tide

P1083

P1082 Another Year


Walking across a demarcation 
Another trip around the sun
Can I lose the awkward shape 
The shadow that is cast on

It's really a smooth continuous line
Time is another convenient lie
That's there to explain it all
But still just confuses the mind

You are still the same
Not much new after the rush
Once the balloons deflate
We are all back to square one

P1081

P1080 Happy new year



I'm dumb 
So I suck my thumb 
Don't think I'll get smarter 

My brain has shrunk 
I eat junk
Gums are weird and softer 

But be what it may
Head full of hay
I'm not a snollygoster

The new year's fucked 
The last one sucked 
Burn all things calendar 

My asshole winks
My urine stinks 
Happy new year you all 

(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too

Birds will fly
Babies will cry
Hope your enemies die

(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too

Rich gets richer 
Poor me poorer 
Don't give a fuck anymore 

(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too

Deflated balloons 
Fools in pantaloons 
Go to hell this year

(Chorus)
Twenty twenty two
Fuck you too

P1079

P1078 Fat man


I'm so fat that I don't feel bad
I'm jolly as Jack and Jill
I'll need some help
If like them, I travel up a hill

You ask me how?
You mean now?
Now is never a good time 
I have to dine, teeth to shine
I can't go now!

And my ass is bare
I'm glued to this chair 
To go I must get up you see

P1077 If only as art


Ok who's missing 
Do we have all the missing part
Don't worry folks 
Will pull through if only as art
Half of something or a third 
Stil better than none
If not living, at least a sketch on a card

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P1073 Snakes in my ass


Pet snakes in my ass
They eat shit and breathe fart
It's only when they need to burp
Need to hold the cheeks apart 

The snakes don't have rattles or fangs 
Don't have a poisonous gland
They've a kind of specialist degree 
It's only shit they understand 

This way I don't have to poop poop
No shit or breaking wind, spik and span
The reptile eats all my crap
I am a god, a super sort of man

P1072 Parasites


Most people are parasites 
They just dress up as friends 
Hollow evil fucking tubes
Connected at both ends

They'll gladly put you in their mouth 
Proceed to bite the face to eat
Once they swallow the nourishment 
They'll squeeze you out as shit 

Fraudsters, freeloaders and freaks 
Mostly just plain rubbish and rind
There aren't any good humans left
Good folks are hard to find 

Shallow pimps, selfish whores
Heavily stitched up and masked 
In gatherings of such witless idiots 
No sensible question is asked

So be very very wary
The world is pretty foul 
Or else you'll end up like me
A bruised and bitter soul 

P1072

P1071 Explosive fart

My brain just exploded
My eyes popped out
The fart was so awesome 
I was just super proud 

The sphincter had just the right bass
The treble shook the ants
Holy cow you should've seen
The love in my lover's pants
Of course I'm just farting 
Skulls don't get love
I'm just the ghost in the mind 
That nobody speaks of

Yes alright I admit 
I know what scares you
One fart in a silent room
And you lose your silly screws

Don't worry relax 
The popped eye's on the table
Badly squished may not work
But I'm still quite able 
 
What is that you say
You're not afraid of farts 
Well then another's coming 
Hold on to your private parts


P1070 I think


I think I think and I think 
That's all I do and can do
Is think

Often I can't make any sense of it
But I think

And I worry about it
I worry I think too much
That the world is passing by
And I worry some more
I worry there are too many
Too many thoughts to think
That my mind isn't full but it'll be

And that's why I wrote these lines 
And now my thoughts are etched 
Carved in letters and sketches 
Which when read and seen
Will propagate through 
Myriad minds and hopefully 
They'll carry on my thoughts 
When I'm gone
 
Or or or 
No one will bother 
Obscure minds do go unvisited 
I think it's better to leave it to chance 
There's little that I can do
Except accept the circumstance 

P1069

P1060 I am a crooked man

I am a crooked man
Stranger than strange 
I don't think in a straight way
Don't think I can change 

My edges are jagged 
But I have a smooth core
I appear rough in slant look
Up close you see more

My thoughts are full of fantasies 
Logic full of holes 
I can rarely stitch reality 
Into a complete whole 

There are times when I wander off
In my mind very far
I can't seem to return to the present 
And struggle to reach my star

There are always strange things around 
Bubbles of another world 
Insects that come visit me
Flowers that unfurl 

I can see the mysterious
In the blatantly plain
I find simple pleasure in staring at
What others think is pain

There's music in silence I hear
Silence in the notes
There's every color in white
Truth in every strokes 

I wish I was not so crooked 
Or the world a little more kind 
I don't fit in the world of men
I live in my own mind

P1059 Teenage Boy

I'm a teenage boy
Don't like these zits

Like girls very much
Love their pubic pits

I work hours on my hair 
Not much on anything else

Don't have the confidence 
To do everything myself

I've got many foes 
Both in my mind and outside 
Don't like the family much
Rarely on my side

Often I'm just lost in dreams 
Fantastic lazy fantasies of the future 
Where I rescue a female 
Tear her clothes off their suture

I can be evil too
Things that are quite criminal 
I can't tell you all the things I think 
Or what my mind thinks are minimal 

Right now I'm feeling horny
Got a boner too
Can't think anything except that girl
Or what she wants me to do

P1058

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