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P1392 I charge

I don't need all my bones

Just these few would do

One through your ass my dear

Others will just follow through

If you're not on a budget

Scaring the shit out can be silly

I rub your poop on your face

I scatter it willy-nilly

It'll smell bad I know

It's your shit after all

I don't have a nose to worry

I'll have a fun filled ball

A decent haunting doesn't come cheap

I'm sorry if you expect gore

That's an extra on the blood menu

Or I bleed the haemorrhoids like before

Additional charges in advance

If you have to die in the deed

Once you're a ghost you're a bro

You can pay me back in weed

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P1385 Maybe love

If you think there's true love

You're betting on a hopeless stake

I say "maybe" but the chances are rare

More likely you'll get a selfish snake

Don't believe me, it's your life

All you have to do is wait

See the colors come off with the skin

Taste the blood in your miserable fate

Don't expect anything

Just know a woman needs a man

As desires and angst are evolved

Part of a contrived genetic plan

Mating evolved to escape parasites

Then parasites became we

A thin layer of purpose that evaporates

The naked gangrene is there to see

Everything else is random chance

Where you are in time and space

I'm sorry it isn't romantic

But that's how it is more or less

P1384 Unpopular

My tongue is long, my tongue is strong

Sometimes I'm sorry for what I say

But someone must put a pin burst the rancid bubble

The rainbow is a dirty gray

The world deteriorated into layers of popular opinion

But that's not how things work

People can't tell truth from con

We're choking on our celebratory cork

We weave the stories to unite

To come together as one

Now the stories have gone too too far

Too long this yarn that's spun

If our species has to survive

We ought to do the right thing

Have to get our shit together

Or we ourselves end this fling

P1383 I've been thinking

I often think my thoughts are queer

That I should not have them at all

In the minds of men I see around me

No reason to why an apple to fall

"It's too much thinking" they exclaim

Nothing you can change with a thought

Let it be and it shall be

Don't unnecessarily rock the cot

If anything you'd age faster

Just relax and breathe deeply in

Melt those thoughts on a stiff drink

Why not a contemporary gin

Or a movie maybe an easy one

Where you know what might transpire

Fall asleep while your thoughts diffuse

There's nothing that's so dire

P1382 নতুন ফোন

একটা নতুন ফোন কিনলাম আমি

বলে নাকি পিঁপড়েদের কোন ফোন হয় না

আমি বললুম স্যামসাং নতুন বের করেছে

একটু ভালো করে দেখুন না

অন্ধ লোকটার সামনেই ছিল ফোনটা

ইন্সটলমেন্টে কিনলাম এমনি পারতাম না

বলে সাবধানে আসবেন

কেউ মাড়িয়ে দিলেই তো বাকি পেমেন্ট পাবো না

ফোনটা দারুন

অন্য পিঁপড়েরা কি করছে

এটা দেখি সারাদিন আজকাল

সময় ভালই কেটে যাচ্ছে

আজ ডাটা প্ল্যানটা শেষ হয়ে গেল

মনটা তাই খারাপ

পরের মাসে একটা অন্য প্ল্যান নেব

করবোনা বৃথা অনুতাপ

আমাদের তো আবার ভূত ভবিষ্যৎ ভগবান কোনটাই নেই

এই শুকেটুকে চুরি টুরি করে কোনমতে বেঁচে থাকা

ফোনটা থাকায় একটু আমোদ হবে

না হলে তো জীবন যেই কে সেই ফাঁকা

...

যেই কে সেই ফাঁকা

যা করার করে নিতে হবে

জীবনটা একটাই

কবে কে টিপে দেবে

এই ভেবে তাই

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P1377 "I'm a fat girl!"

I shit a lot

Or should I call it "shat"

People say I'm skinny

I think I see me fat

I've always felt a little chubby

A fat and stupid gal

But the doctor thinks I'm a disease

He tells me I'm mental

But sooner or later

Guys will wanna fuck

If you're a fat momma face

Your lucks gonna suck

Well let's see

I'll weigh the poop today

Only if it's more than my weight

Eat something light, I may

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P1375 Snot

I espouse eating snot

It's got the protein, sugar and vit

I quite like the tangy taste

It's got gold, your nasal pit

Of course you don't need a shovel

With your finger digging is a breeze

If the material is fluid

I hold one nostril and force a sneeze

I know socially it's a no-no

But why not when no one's looking

My tongue knows how to twist

When a snot is in the offing

I specially like the chewy part

Sometimes you have crunchy grains

Those are just dust you've filtered

Nothing to tax your brains

Look it's my own snot I eat

It's not a crime if you ask a cop

Plus it isn't anything really gross

It's just a seasonal crop

The snot factory is on overdrive

Sweet the season of flu

I personally vote in favor of snot

You my darling should do it too

No I'm serious

You have to give it a shot

If you don't like it at all, I promise

I'll eat your shit when it's still quite hot

Or your piss

I really don't mind

I have to make people think

Give sight to the blind

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P1371 Marital Ad

Hey random miss

Will you dance a jig

I'm brave, hairy and sort of smelly

Balls a little big

No I'm not inflexible at all

Females have rights, I think

But I hold the right to recant

When I've had a stiff drink

Don't worry I won't hit you hard

Bruises can do you good

I like the screaming a lot

Romantic under the hood

A wife is nothing of consequence

Without a husband you see

On your knees must devote your life

For my endless glee

Know your intensity

You're a shimmer, I a beacon

Know your worth

I'm a meal, you a bon bon

Meals I don't cook, that I admit

Or any of the household chore

That's your job miss don't forget

Otherwise you're a whore

You fetch water up a hill

Then you spread your lanky leg

The exercise I see keeps you fit

While I enjoy a wrecking peg

When I die I'll leave you the wallet

It may be dry by then

From the dead in your bed

I'll remind you - men are always men

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P1365 অক্টোপাসের ভাই

আমি অক্টোপাসের ভাই

বল তোমার কি চাই

আমার ক্ষমতা অসীম

পেটে অসংখ্য ডিম

ঘোড়ার ডিম না এগুলো সোনার

আমি পেরেছি কাল রাতে

একটা খেলে রাজা হয়ে যায়

খেতে হয় শেষ পাতে

তুমি এসো দেখাবো আমি

চাইলে দিতে পারি

গোল মুখে ভর্তি হাসি

ফোকলা দাঁতের সারি

গোল বাচ্চা বড়ই ভালো

ওদের দেখে আমি ভালো থাকি

আসবে নাকি ডিম দেখতে

একটা তোমার জন্য রাখি

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P1363 তোকেই খাব

খাব রে খাব তোকেই খাব

হা করেছি কি এমনি

তবে এটা হাইও পারে হতে

ঘুম পেয়েছে যেমনি

আরে পাবেনা ঘুম মানুষ খেলে

এটার ছিল মস্ত বড় ভুঁড়ি

ভুঁড়ির মধ্যে চর্বি ভালো

মেখে খেলাম মুড়ি

রাখবো তোকে আপন করে

তুই কি আমার পর

তোর মাংসে বিরিয়ানি করে

বেচব দুনিয়া ভর

আসলে খেতে আমাকে হবে

ডিম হয়েছে পেটে

বিয়ে করলেই সমস্যা এই

বাচ্চা হয় সেটে

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P1362 Pissing away...

There are wishful thoughts many

A lilliput with a tall hat

A man in a slouch, slow, lazy, hazy

Cart gilded before a clueless rat

Shiny appearance appeals to him

The outside always in his thought

Penny wise where it doesn't shine

Pounds for the pretty a lot

He doesn't pay where he ought

Value he doesn't comprehend

Delusions of lies fog his eyes

Greed he makes his friend

Or in a super confident streak

His ambition with a drink embark

Fueled by imaginary riches

All talk and bullish bark

The talkative loafers around

Prattle and praise on and on

Alcohol lifts the egos

Weed drivel race till dawn

After the drugs wear off

The silliness congeals into a thought

At noon the man with a groggy dread

Wakes up in his ordinary cot

Then another trip another dream

He finds another quick-rich scheme

The peddlers of common deceit

Keep repeating his angst to him

Opportunities don't wait

They are few and far between

He cannot tell a gem from glass

He lost the entire scene

In a world where you run to stand

This man finds himself lost

The truth is hard but it's the truth

Most of life is sunk cost

The cycles of the sun go on

In the end, the man laments

Time ran out he did not act

He did not make a dent

Few people are worth the time

Inactions write your story not

This today pissing away

Memento mori is all you've got

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P1355 Anubis Pissed

Die king die, king of Nile

I the god Anubis speak

When your dick's shriveled

Inbred's are specially weak

You hideous selfish king

Your phallus will be soot

And on the ruins of your ribs

My jackals will poot

Mother fucking Pharoah

I'll bomb your ass tonight

Illiterate son of a bitch, to smithereens

Your geometrical insight

Insight my ass

Just some fucking trig

It's only the stupid-ass fools that think

You're kinda big

Stupid fucking pyramids

To stick some dead bitch in

How would you like my fist Pharoah

Through your rosebud ring

One grenade for your asshole

Several for your pyramid

The whores and twats I keep

And all the slaves you hid

I too like slaves with skin thick

Have not I ever used an innuendo

And your lusts go to Anubis

I build the house of ho

You're the bloodsucking weasel

That steals the commoner's rice

The prayers pressed me to act

You're history in a trice

The jackals are on their way

You know they like charred flesh

If you're not already dead

They'll kill you anew, afresh

God of the dead speaks

And I'm supremely pissed

Curse starts right about now

And you won't ever be missed

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P1353 মরে গিয়ে

মরে গিয়ে ভালো ভূত হব না আমি

যারা আমাকে কষ্ট দিলো এজীবনে

তাদের ঘাড় মটকে রক্ত চুষে খাব

শহর-গ্রাম নদী ও বনে

পেত্নীর সঙ্গে প্রেম করব

হিংসে করোনা

হাসলে পরে ঘুরিয়ে দেবো

তোমার মুখের হা

ভুলেও ভুলবোনা আমি কে

আত্মবিস্মৃতি পাপ

ছ্যাবলা গুলোর সময় হয়ে এসেছে শেষ

ছাড়বো আমি সাপ

তাদের পিছনে পিছনে ঘুরে অন্ধকারে

নানান ওয়াজ করে সামনে এসে

আবার হঠাৎই মিলিয়ে যাব

অট্টহাসিতে ভেসে

শালারা চেনেনা আমায় জানেনা আমি কে

লিস্ট বানাচ্ছি মস্ত লম্বা

মট মট মট মট করে ভাঙবো ঘাড়

পলাইয়া কোথা যাবা

প্রয়োজনে নাড়িভুঁড়ি ও খেতে পারি

রক্তের ভক্ত হব আমি

মোটকথা ভালো হবেনা সে মোলাকাত

খাবোনা আমি হামি

করবো হাগু করবো মুতু

তাও আবার মুখে

বমিও খেতে হতে পারে

গালাগালির খেপে খেপে

রাম নামে কিছু হবে না আমার

নিশ্চয়ই আরও ক্ষেপে যাবো

তেড়ে-ফুঁড়ে ছিন্নভিন্ন করে

ম্যাগি নুডুলস এর সঙ্গে খাব

P1352 Kick

Fuckity fuckity flick

I practice my kicks

Fling my underwear in the air

I'm known for party tricks

The world's going to end

I can't count there are so many ways

I wish I could push things along

Exact the "mights" and the "mays"

Climate change needs your help

You can bomb the poles

Get rid of pesky islands and coasts

The bastards and assholes

Some extra bombs to spare

Ignite the Yellowstone caldera

That would split the fucks in half

And end the American era

Want to get the whites dead

Blow some CFC in the air

The ozone hole gone

Nobody would want to be fair

Want more fights

Figure out what pisses off the religious

The cheapest way if you want

And the least bit of fuss

Poison their prayers

So that they point their ass to the sky

A meteorite will find its way

Blow their ass high

I'm tired of living with people

Full of pretense and hard stool

I want to shit on someone's head

Always wanted to be cool

Fucking assholes everywhere

I'm not mealy-mouthed about it

Must open your mouth wide

Need to take a shit

Sometimes it's soft and sweet

Just like a bengali rosogolla large

Or it could be hard as a rock

That could sink an entire barge

Or it could be quite flexible

Strings you could knit in your mouth

Like dosa that stick between your teeth

No matter how far you go south

Or if you like a cocktail drink

Try my special diarrhea stack

One gulp and you'll reach your stars

And never want to come back

I know how to shit

It's really up to you sweetest dear

Just open your mouth wide

I'll make it crystal clear

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