I'm losing all my teeth
Soon there won't be any left
I took one out just by hand
Didn't seem to have any heft
But now how do I chew my peanuts
Oh I love them so
I specifically like the noise they make
When they split in two
And now things will get stuck in there
Maybe I'll store some gold
But no, that wouldn't be wise
I may poop it out I'm told
The others will now start to move
Merry-go-round they think
It's my teeth and I'm so worried
I need a very stiff drink
Oh fuck you world
May you all lose your teeth
Now that cheers me up a bit
And a boner underneath
