Mango man mango man
What can you do?
"For a start, fuck your wife
Better than you!
You are absolutely no good
A good for nothing dumbass
Don't shake like that silly man
If you drop me, I'll be really crass
I can't hurt too many at once
But the wounds can run deep
There'll be flies and maggots
And a thousand shameless sheep
The tears will be pure and joyless
And the pain will stay for several lives
My curse will cripple entire families
Down the generations and the wives
I'm evil, no doubt
I have bona-fide skills
I'll boil and eat your enemies
Actions, not mere magic frills
Just jot down the names
On a clean white scroll
By the end of day, your enemies, I promise
Will lick shit from your hole
Otherwise put me back
I'd like to take a nap
Hope this silly world of yours
Isn't all that crap"