Drinky winky drunk
Atlantis has sunk
I don't drink people say
It's just that I'm a little gay
Yes gay not like that
I meant the happy kind
When you feel a little giddy
Hilarity in scum you find
But whatever is the matter
Can't the world spin
In fact I think it does
And not because of gin
Yes and what's this dog doing
I think it's pink
Fancy a drunk pink dog
Pouring itself a drink
Don't know what I'm drinking
Is this piss, dog piss
Is that why it's yellow
Don't matter, it's all bliss
I don't know where I am though
It's all white, nothing in sight
I'm not a sketch I hope
That wouldn't be right
