P1567 Not a good character
I'm not a good character,
My scales have venomous spite.
A sheltered nocturnal life I prefer,
It's always your ass I bite.
I hunt down when hungry,
Killing only for food,
But I hate people that hate me,
For them I'm not particularly good.
I skin them and lick the wound,
Until the blood peters out.
They are alive in small pieces I eat,
Screaming imprecations down my spout.
The genitals are a delicacy,
I'm a delicate being in many ways,
I dance a jig, swear like a pig,
Slice them on my tray.
Don't ever fuck with me,
You'll regret you were ever born,
Your eyeballs with extra pain,
I'll have them personally torn.
I sell pickled eyeballs,
A lot of buyers, never a dearth.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I want to enjoy one by my hearth.
P1556 Akimbo
I drink my scotch, I scratch my crotch,
I know someday I'm gonna die.
In my pube a louse, thinks he's a mouse,
How the fuck does he get to lie.
I'm a little drunk, I stepped on a skunk,
Or maybe my overzealous fart.
Intoxicated or not, who had ever thought,
I can't ever get smart.
There's problem with legs, question it begs,
Why one is always twisted akimbo.
That louse in my ass, god never has,
Slept with a lice infested ho.
I finger my ass, my verbs quite crass,
Dunno how else to talk fast.
A fucking piece of shit, when I'm hard at it,
Comes out of it, with the louse intact.
Salute to normalcy, I'm all fucked up you see,
There's nothing that can be really done.
One look at me, convince a girl that she,
Will never wanna drink my cum.
So be it stupid whore, I conquered mouths before,
May someone light your bush on fire.
My fart may do the trick, funny as it's sick,
That's how I settle my ire.
P1552 No longer...
No longer the cheerful chap I used to be
In a deep mental sinkhole,
The songs have all dried up inside,
I wear the scars on my soul.
I can hardly afford a meal now,
Quench my hunger with tea,
A muttering mad man left alone,
On the cliffs of his insanity.
No one wants to hear,
The forlorn dreary fate
Quiet and quieter still,
I have imploded of late.
Millions of keen advisors,
Billions of bad patronizing advice,
A treadmill carried on balloons,
To crash just a prick suffice.
Plodding along an unobserved life,
Floundering in the twilight gray.
Miserable circles around the sun,
Milestones of frenzied decay.
I used to be quite good looking,
A face morning bright,
Now an apocalyptic shadow,
That presage much blight.
I scribble my thoughts down,
Waves arriving carefree.
The ocean of words and images,
Is all that's left of me.
Honestly, honesty is a bad bet,
Just a ruse I fell for,
If I could rerun my life,
Would have other costumes wore.
The world rich soil for the larcenous crops,
Sheer mindless deceit galore,
Everything good I've tried to do,
I've retrogressed more and more.
But life's all about staying alive,
To realize that fictions are made up.
Need to thrive on the side that works,
There's no measuring cup.
An imperfect life is better than none,
That's the most important thing,
First a human without the hubris,
Everything from that always spring.
I wish to end this life,
But the imperfections keep me alive,
Don't know when my time ends,
Or how pathetic that demise.
P1548 Waiting around to die
Waiting around to die,
Neck deep in water now,
Can you save me sire?
Maybe somehow?
The gods-allah, bhagwan, and christ,
Waterlogged in their respective shells,
The elected officers very busy,
Saving themselves.
I tell you sire, all the money,
For dams and drainage elsewhere went.
On the ministers' corrupt luxuries,
In self-serving homage spent.
It's a practical matter,
The floods are here to stay,
Today it's me, tomorrow who can see,
Selfish people and myths have the last say!
Waiting around to die!
A preventable death this is!
Can you take my eyes at least,
Make them see, as it is?
P1539 I just shit
I just shit, a lot of it,
I know, it smells really bad.
Civilization will fail, with my shit hail,
All you have to do, is be glad.
We're really just sacks, stacks of skin,
Bloated with tons of poop.
You won't believe, in my hand I received,
Just from dinner, this scoop.
Fuck my ass, no lies it has,
Just pure uninterrupted feces.
Here! Sniff it out, with your snout,
Drink from my pissy.
We're animals bro and my dearest ho,
Just a twisted evil fisted tube,
Filth in the pipe and pointless gripes,
Forgot to wipe my pube.
May not believe me or may, I do this everyday,
Just a pile of shit is what I am.
I clean my hole, with god's mercy on my soul,
Go back to society as a man.
P1531 Bit my tongue
I bit my tongue, shit my dung,
Dunno what else to do.
My ass is fucked, gas was sucked,
Cracking up in the loo.
I have no clue, my balls are blue,
Haven't been laid in a while.
Chicks with tits and hairy pits,
Must have a terrific smile.
Who am I, no idea, why?
Doesn't really matter, does it?
I've got some dough, need a basic ho,
Nothing else ever matter shit.
P1528 Spineless
I've lost my spine, but not my balls,
I lick them and suck my dick.
My teeth is gone, nothing left to pawn,
I feel so happy this sick.
Yum yum yum, I like my cum,
Fuck all the insane cop out.
I shine my shlong and my shit,
Lips like the anus of a scout.
Yippee yee, Yippee yee,
My eyes are popping from their hole.
I look fantastic, chicks dig that,
They love my horny pole.
P1524 Crunchy
I eat flies, instead of fries,
They can be really crunchy too.
Humans use too much oil, I recoil,
Interferes with my glue.
I eat one fly, just one, everyday,
That's enough calories for me.
Reptilian by sketch, usually I can fetch,
Flies abundant in Siliguri.
That's the town, just around,
The northern part of indian bengal,
Himalayan bliss, it's ground I always kiss,
Gateway to the mountains standing tall.
I might I think, in an imaginative blink,
Call myself an ordinary gecko.
But I'm human by design, I'm feeling fine,
I might even say gung-ho.
That's all there is, I'll digest now this,
The fly is fat and full of protein.
The tomorrow I see, where consciousness like me,
More in poetry will be seen.
P1520 Marriage
We are stuck in shit, funny as is sick
Who knew our stupidity knew no bound!
I did hear you say, "shit here anyway,"
Sanity once lost, can't be found.
I can taste your turd, really not that hard,
But I must say, it's disgusting all the way.
How can we live like this, chewing each other's shit,
Stuck as some sort of castaway?
Marriage you say it is, who the fucking shit,
Came up with a bad monogamous plan?
I'm tired of your shit, you're tired of mine,
What do you do to get a ban?
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