I just shit, a lot of it,
I know, it smells really bad.
Civilization will fail, with my shit hail,
All you have to do, is be glad.
We're really just sacks, stacks of skin,
Bloated with tons of poop.
You won't believe, in my hand I received,
Just from dinner, this scoop.
Fuck my ass, no lies it has,
Just pure uninterrupted feces.
Here! Sniff it out, with your snout,
Drink from my pissy.
We're animals bro and my dearest ho,
Just a twisted evil fisted tube,
Filth in the pipe and pointless gripes,
Forgot to wipe my pube.
May not believe me or may, I do this everyday,
Just a pile of shit is what I am.
I clean my hole, with god's mercy on my soul,
Go back to society as a man.
