I bit my tongue, shit my dung,
Dunno what else to do.
My ass is fucked, gas was sucked,
Cracking up in the loo.
I have no clue, my balls are blue,
Haven't been laid in a while.
Chicks with tits and hairy pits,
Must have a terrific smile.
Who am I, no idea, why?
Doesn't really matter, does it?
I've got some dough, need a basic ho,
Nothing else ever matter shit.
