P1466 Hill
The pictures are sad lonely or dead
That's really all I have in my head
The music is noise people grim
Pretty damn dim servants of Him
The teeth of a chatterbox thought
A sentinel tired with a musket drawn
Powerless to change the course of time
Abstraction to its reality fawn
I don't have a place where I fit
I no longer know how to calmly sit
A harried mind worried all the time
I see empty even near the brim
I imagine my hut on a hill
The light is the hope that's left
The day's dreary the night's dark
All my reveries are this stark
My mind isn't what I think it is
A mute mutated misfit
I want to leave this world in peace
Away from all the people in it
P1445 Lover boy
I am a lover boy fluffy and soft
Looking for a gal steaming hot
My balls are large I can lift a hill
Although for erection I use a pill
My brain is non existent doctors say
Or filled with rage, hate and noisy fray
My plans for a date does include rape
Open to batter, fracture and criminally break
I'm quite sweet whadyya say
Blood-curdling romance just for a day
Say what I pick you up at five o clock
Don't wear anything under your frock
I like garish makeup lipstick's a must
Smooth silky skin and insolent bust
Like the hair on the pubic mound
Little girlie screams and childish sound
I may appear to be looking the other way
Someone's prettier, sometimes they stray
Always speak in low decibel lovey-dovey
A see-through bikini is the key
All things considered I'm quite a catch
I only enjoy when I meet my match
Touch both my nipples when I'm close to cum
It's all a secret don't tell your mum
P1433 Big mouth
I have a very big mouth
I just go yapping crazy
I just want to talk about anything
Gyrate when it's a little sleazy
Quite unsure most of the time
What I'm riffing about
Something to do with power
Or about its nefarious clout
I do lack tact and that's a fact
But it's all an act you see
Understand it's deep everyone asleep
Somebody has to scream "bloody"
I love the indiscreet saber-rattling
The invidious sounds in my mouth as I speak
I feel possessed and important
Some say a sticky freak
Zap crackle and pop
I know how the sparks fly
Whatever is right is automatically wrong
Emperors always lie
I feel before I think
But no one really cares
The laity not bright to see the light
Limelight goes to "pubic hairs"
Democracy is just wishful thinking
Plenty of grandstands and boot
Bigots press their assholes
In people's mouth they poot
Trying to joggle people to their senses
Smoke and mirrors to talk about
Ought to know their warts more
Controversy often the only route
After the shizzy hits the fizzy
You'll all be dizzy my friend
Censorious crap raping my ass
Only darkness in the end
P1432 Vomit
I want to vomit up my turds
The asshole in a future bleak
Holy warriors love the holes of
The unprotected minority and meek
I've a luck of getting fucked in the ass
I always fall for it
People when they see a stupid
Hand out horrendous shit
Oy the cold dead made-up gods
Have some sympathy for my hole
These fanatic luddites are stark crazy
Fictions rule their misperceived soul
P1431 Octopus
I'd like to eat an octopus whole
But it gets stuck in my throat
This one has two limbs down my lungs
A feeling of nausea and bloat
Should have chopped the limbs off
And fried the bastard in a pan
Badly wanted to go Neolithic
Man from a prehistoric clan
Screw the gods of molluscs
I'll send human gods after them
The bigots sock with flabby cocks
Tenderize without salt or shame
The lighthearted and frail may collapse
This isn't yet full of gore
Did I tell what the gods
With their tentacles do before
They slide them in their assholes
Marinate with a massage of shit
Piss as a group in a porcelain bowl
Drown the mollusc god in it
Afterwards on low heat
They cook the delicate brain
The eyeballs are the best with rice
Tentacles with shit stain
P1430 Modern man
Modern man has a fancy toilet
He likes to shit a lot
Doesn't notice how much he eats
Stacks of storage he's got
It's all very well to shout
"Diet" to a gullible crowd
Behind their back there's snack
Calories behind a shroud
He's always in the shitter
But never really done shitting
An invisible turd taunts him always
Farts hurt his feeling
He thinks the farts would stain his pants
The guilt make him perspire
The smell would poison little children he fears
Light small trees on fire
Decides to sit until he runs out of paper
Chance has an infinitesimal part
Anytime now a dreaded piece of shit
Or that deadly residual fart
Time drags on as it always does
Little aches here and there
The asshole puckered the whole time
Retracts into a buddhist sphere
The modern man wipes furiously
As if in a histrionic swoon
Makes sure he fingers the hole
Whistling a melancholy tune
He stands up with paper in a chain
And suddenly a turd slithers out
The hallowed gods of all religions
Bring themselves to a pout
The stink is awful, deep and dark
Precursor to a lifelong scar
The modern man must now sit down
And continue the endless war
P1428 Piece of Shit
Generally known as a piece of shit
I've nothing to really hide
Hairs sticking out in style
Bubbles of fart inside
I mean I stink up a place
But not a bad character to boot
I decompose easily into
Harmless garden soot
Plus I'm quite a quiet guy
Don't scream even in shreds
A world I know this ill defined
Bound to have few bad heads
Don't have a clue?
It's me you pick from your ass
When someone says "no shit"
Realize the power that someone has
I could go on there's a lot
You don't know about me
As an example "Beat the shit out"
Is warning to be noticed you see
I can be diagnostic
Tell a story about you
You may not like me much
I know everything you do
Feces are great folks
You're always full of it
Don't get me started
On what else you do with shit
You like it for instance
When I hit the fan
Everyone has a turd to chew
Makes for a stronger man
I become liquid sometimes
The gas can sometimes kill
The whole point of changing state
Is to add a sense of thrill
You don't have to be so darn sensitive
Everyone has to poop
If they don't in a thought experiment
They'll burst and spill the goop
I'm not saying you'll explode
But that a regular guy better shit
Don't even hold back your fart
You'll have a mental fit
Things are infinitely shitty
Layers in it shittier still
Open your eyes wide and see
You're just a tube I kindly fill
P1427 School boy
I hate school
It's not for a modern kid
Full of old fashioned ideas
House with a huge lid
It's all very anachronistic
The ways in which they teach
They ought to first mend their means
Believe what they preach
Salaried chairs with chalks
Stationary they need is a wise mind
How you think and the "why"
Is the sight you give the blind
Another day, full of rote
A bag that weighs several bricks
I wish I could grow faster
Hit them with their own sticks
Many pages to read many sums to do
The outside is a stress free stroll
But I'll be doing my homework couped up
Unfair the world as a whole
P1426 Sucker
I'm a sucker tried and true
Crooks snatched my dough
Underwear from under my pants
I didn't even know!
People told me they didn't lie
I trusted them with money
My naivete is hilarious
Even my shit thinks it's funny
Well it's just that I'm a little dim
Never had the wits about me
If a person believes his thoughts are real
There's none more foolish than he
I had only two balls
but I thought I had four
My imagination gave me capes
Trying to fly - fully bruised and sore
I've gotten dimmer over the years
And luxuriously paranoid
Endless worries come chasing after me
Always this need to void
Stupid is what stupid does
In this case a shitty mess
I can't hold a fart too long
Gives me a lot of stress
Suckers don't get nine tries like cats
I've fucked near half already
Don't know where the turd went
Pushing poop makes me steady
To be honest I sorta like shit
It reminds me of me
A fucked up digested disgusting dollop
Absolutely devoid of glee
Basically a moron you could say
The likeness of a lugubrious log
Floating on a moving meniscus
In a vomit inducing fog
Poetry comes to the prairie dogs
Push push and there it is
It's HUGE no wonder it took its time
A happy subterfuge
Wake up from the dogmatic daze
Unclench the asshole to be wise
Once the turds toddle and slither out
Bubbles of sparkling joy rise
It's just a poop ride I tell myself
Whenever I'm in a comparative slump
Doesn't matter how miserable your life
It's the poop that must be plump
But that's not the case tonight
Mostly just gas and silly sucker snot
Fuck everyone and Maya
Don't think her poop's all that hot
Not a stickler for protocol
I rarely wipe my hole
A raving recluse out of his mind
No longer the gregarious soul
Life is really short
A few poop trips if you can count
Jolly the Joe post a meal
Whose pressure will surely mount
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
-
The climate is changing. The world as we see it won't be like this forever. It's what you take for granted that you miss... -
I'm putin the permanent My balls are rather large That is why you have me As the ma... -
I asked the dog, my mental cog, Was off its usual bearing. That the heat has got, to all my thoughts, I was profusely perspiri...