I am a lover boy fluffy and soft
Looking for a gal steaming hot
My balls are large I can lift a hill
Although for erection I use a pill
My brain is non existent doctors say
Or filled with rage, hate and noisy fray
My plans for a date does include rape
Open to batter, fracture and criminally break
I'm quite sweet whadyya say
Blood-curdling romance just for a day
Say what I pick you up at five o clock
Don't wear anything under your frock
I like garish makeup lipstick's a must
Smooth silky skin and insolent bust
Like the hair on the pubic mound
Little girlie screams and childish sound
I may appear to be looking the other way
Someone's prettier, sometimes they stray
Always speak in low decibel lovey-dovey
A see-through bikini is the key
All things considered I'm quite a catch
I only enjoy when I meet my match
Touch both my nipples when I'm close to cum
It's all a secret don't tell your mum
