P2019 I eat a rat
I eat a rat, I always do that,
When I get stuck in a rut.
I bred some juicy pregnant ones,
And now they're all over my hut.
Winter will be here, my mind is very clear,
I know now the world is upside-down.
But be that as it may, I'm unable to say,
Why they say I'm just a surly clown.
This and many things, clearly stings,
Like a pointy cock on a super softy ass,
But overall I think, my piss won't stink,
If I pass the smell in my gas.
Stoicism my creed, nothing else I need,
Life is wearing a camouflage hat.
Fill my head with joy, give the rats soy,
That's really all there's to that.
P2003 My shitting pool
The sea is cool, my shitting pool,
Defecation is as holy as can be,
My turds are light, both brown and bright,
Verily they bob in the goodly sea.
Now I know, said a ho I know,
They are all about cleanliness, you see.
So instead of on the spot, they shit in a pot,
And silently they release it in the sea.
Then this now not good, having understood,
But made no sense to me or my ass.
The gods taught them, just be same,
That honesty is just all gas.
The water I kiss, get ready to piss,
I almost feel like a fucking fish.
The gods on a cloud, chanting aloud,
Clap and cheer with festive relish.
I show a finger, grab a turd like cinder,
I prepare to throw it at them.
They quickly flee, drooling defeatist glee,
I spit in the air more phlegm.
P1998 This way and that,
I piss this way and that, stay fit not fat,
I've got a whole bunch of holes to fuck.
This time in spring, will joys bring,
Mainly girls who like to suck.
They take money, no free cunny,
What's wrong with this theme?
Old days were gold, they did as told,
I always ran out of lubricating cream.
Goodness gods, with free anal rods,
Precious and pious the people then,
Distorted nowadays, blaming the gays,
For fucking a cooked hen.
But I eat the hen, even then,
Wasting food isn't ever good, you know.
But then I think I taste sperm,
And imagine fucking the fellow.
That's bullshit you say, and you may,
Fiction sounds weird at times,
But just one weak mango fart, could start,
A spree of wanton holy crimes.
The gods do know, in the heart of every ho,
Is a pristine pool of placid piss.
Too many infections and cholesterol,
With alcohol may do this.
This bit I digress, it's my age, I confess,
I've wanted a life with legs.
But time has passed, the wine gassed,
I'm just sipping the lowly dregs.
P1997 My balls are heavy
My balls are heavy, impress a bevy,
Of girls nubile and strong.
They shake the tree, trying to impress me,
And I always prove them wrong.
Lo and behold, the ass wind is cold,
Life slows down to a chilled fart.
People think I'm bad, so true that it's sad,
Truth is sometimes a putrid tart.
My dreams are thick, unlike my dick,
I jump from branch to branch,
And yes they say, that I am gay,
I dress my leaves in ranch.
Crazy this tree, I'll show you when free,
My mind is like an infinite land.
It's filled with dreams, lubricating creams,
Me, Myself and my lover hand.
Hey hey hey, introduce you may,
As the craziest ape there is.
My hobbies include shooting poop,
Always on passing heads I piss.
P1992 Naughty naughty girl
Shit and piss, just like this,
Really an ordinary man who likes to curl.
But my braided hair and ponytail rare,
Make for a naughty naughty girl.
My balls sperm full, ass with stool,
Never a man can be gay.
The heavenly bell I can tell,
Tolls with every heave, so I say.
Yes you see, only little pee,
But the shit is almost brown spit.
Hallelujah says the gods, holy fucking rods,
My coolness never takes a hit.
So as you know, met the umbrella ho,
She insisted she fist my ass.
Holy fucking great, always liked a threat,
I killed her, one blast of sulphuric gas.
Ho Ho Ho, where's the brave ho,
So squeamish! My fart like dead fish.
Now, for free, an umbrella with me,
Gonna cook the whore into a dish.
P1976 Don't like this ant
Don't like this ant, was in my pants,
It bit my scrotum twice.
Don't know about you, there are a few,
Who eat ants with boiled rice.
Trying very hard, it's on guard,
I'll get it with my tongue flap.
My tongue is fast, a new role here cast,
To get the ant in my yap.
Yay yay yay, I feel really gay,
Maybe I'll let it in my ass.
Stimulation is fun, give my worms a run,
I can fart it out with gas.
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