P1700 Genius

All I have are my boogers, 

Years of experienced toil,

Won't let the naysayers value them,

They will my ruse foil. 

One booger one lakh rupees, 

That's the price I demand. 

They are potent enough to dull all pain,

The very best in the land. 

Some are too small to sell,

I'll mix them with my poop.

Alloyed with salamander piss,

Make for a healthy goop. 

My lab will be known worldwide, 

I envision serpentine queues to the moon.

I am a genius no doubt, 

Dirt under my nails soon.

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P1698 Pincers

I've fucked my luck, running amok, 

My shit is smeared on my face.

My pincers can pinch only an inch,

A diminutive joker in space. 

My limbs turned green, from gangrene, 

The smell tells me I'm dead.

Cancer in your throat, I sink your boat,

I hope you die a bamboozled head.

My balls hang loose, woeful blues, 

I sing to get my subversive dick up.

Chicks with dicks, animated tics, 

I drink their piss from a cup.

The days are bad, my moods are mad,

The worms on the anus intrepid. 

They venture out on evening tours, 

Their blood on the toilet lid.

My ass must stink, dry shit I think,

Always my frontiers get lower,

Just yesterday I pissed in my mouth, 

Ways to bloom a reticent flower. 

The world I curse, want a naked nurse,

Who can show me how to fist.

Piss from a miss, sound like "hiss",

These wishes high on my list.

Fuck the leaders of the world, 

Eat my shit I say.

Gallons of stale piss, my asshole to kiss,

Gag on my puke they may.

Fuck this and that, a cogent fact,

Ain't no way to hide the dire. 

Screwed everyday, who can really say,

Why my asshole is on fire.

The gas about to leak, I'm a smelly freak, 

Who the hell defines what normal is.

This sphere full of fart, will be blown apart, 

Afraid of a new pissy miss.

Mutated beings like me, just crazy you see,

What do you do with assholes everywhere. 

Not supposed to know, gods no-show, 

Death is an inevitable fare. 

Tired of bullshit, drugs hide this shit,

Not the only one struggling to stay sane. 

How can you not yell, with a jangling bell,

Shoved right up your lower lane?

Asshole for a mouth, people wish me south, 

Until there isn't anywhere to go.

My sighs are deeper, a disturbed sleeper, 

I can't ever go with the general flow. 

The writing must sink, I use indelible ink,

Profanity does it for the laity.

Themselves quite rude, otherwise prude, 

Secretively tend to a tongue that's shitty. 

So long folks, hope I can coax, 

Some silly worms out of your asshole. 

My farts can make you faint, I'm no fucking saint,

Preventing your fall into a hole. 

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P1686 Foothold

A morose mind sans hope, 

Embers of unfulfilled ambition's rage.

That one day will quietly wilt,

Dissipate without a trace.

I'm still at it though, 

The rudder lost behind.

Hobbling through the hurdles,

The unlit theater of minds.

Kith and cruel kin, litter of sin,

Friends armed with fangs.

Loyalty isn't worth a scruple, 

Hordes of cold selfish gangs.

Rats on hedonic treadmills,

Obsessed with pecking order.

Superficially pleasant grimace, 

Minds too shallow to ponder. 

A darkness has descended on my soul, 

It's as heavy as it is not sublime. 

The Illusion of time has come to a halt,

This moment certainly not mine 

The headwinds are blowing hard,

I'm unable to hold on.

The talons losing foothold, 

Loose the layers of con.

Shadowy characters looking on,

They are out to get me.

Merit is dead, the world is fed,

By nefarious greed and monstrosity.

The climb is steep, my problems deep,

I don't think I can do it anymore. 

I may fall, this cliff is tall,

A nightmare from before. 

My screams are muted, 

There's no air to breathe.

Gasping for life, raspy groans,

I feel the loose soil underneath. 

I may be already dead, 

Or maybe my feelings are that way, 

Everything is wrapped in grief, 

Everywhere it's a glum gray.

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P1681 Gold

I hunt for gold, I'm told, 

It's deep inside my nose.

Index in, always shoveling, 

I don't find it gross. 

I in fact eat the dig,

The boogers are savagely nice, 

They've got a hint of crunch, 

Sometimes indian spice. 

I look at it and check for gold, 

Before I add it to my soup.

Guests get extra helping, 

Sometimes my pickled poop.

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P1679 Sticks

My shit sticks to my asshole, 

I never think it is right, 

The sphincter muscles try their best, 

Sometimes they lose the fight. 

I sit there thinking about the world, 

With shit swaying in the wind.

Sometimes the cogitations can go deep,

Feel the shit dry on the skin.

I always arrive at hurried viewpoints,

Distant binaries that won't see eye to eye,

To dislodge, my finger I lodge

Into the self-righteous pie.

I hate it, but sometimes I'm forced,

To get out of the incarceration. 

Sometimes I imagine a lady licking it loose,

And enjoy the masturbation. 

With a plop, the good news drop,

And I flush the poop away,

I need to fix a mini black hole, 

To my hole one future day.

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P1669 Selfie

One look at my face 

And you'd be forced to puke.

I am grotesque and unkempt, 

I think I should be nuked.

I'm a horrible horrible man,

Given to capricious whims,

My mind is in splinters, 

Various unearthly schemes. 

I may in fact be mad,

At least not normal you'd say.

I'll snap a selfie of this moment, 

Then believe me you may.

A wild lonely creature, 

With ambitions bizarre of norm.

Sometimes I think the inhuman part

Dominates my earthly form.

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P1663 Dedicated whore

I lick your feet, I eat your shit, 

I'm your dedicated whore.

I am literally everywhere these days,

You may have seen me before.

Quite okay to fuck my ass,

I keep it lubed to your taste. 

Every last drop your piss I drink,

My butter your shit paste.

I can do most white collar jobs,

Because qualification don't matter, 

You want me to lick your asshole,

A face for your cum to splatter.

My tongue has many degrees, 

Of freedom as they say in the course.

Thrust my tongue deep in your crack,

Get it directly from the source. 

I'll accept bribes on your stead,

Hide all your ill-gotten gains, 

When you want to fling a whip,

I won't ever wince in pain.

My smiles always ear to ear,

Endearing shit eating style,

I'll direct blames away from you,

When your fart is extra vile.

Subservience is my badge,

I live to be your humble slave. 

In a country with compromised fate, 

I can't afford something brave. 

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P1661 Pimento

Gift from a ho, a pimento,

She shoved it in my ass,

Now I itch, fucking bitch, 

Very crass humor she has.

Diarrhea, my only panacea, 

My rectum literally on fire.

Menthol in my ass, to calm the torrid gas,

A tender asshole I find quite dire.

Might be back tonight, we'll fight, 

Don't want her to fist me anymore.

Just the mere thought, is wrought, 

With fear of the pimento whore.

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