I've fucked my luck, running amok,
My shit is smeared on my face.
My pincers can pinch only an inch,
A diminutive joker in space.
My limbs turned green, from gangrene,
The smell tells me I'm dead.
Cancer in your throat, I sink your boat,
I hope you die a bamboozled head.
My balls hang loose, woeful blues,
I sing to get my subversive dick up.
Chicks with dicks, animated tics,
I drink their piss from a cup.
The days are bad, my moods are mad,
The worms on the anus intrepid.
They venture out on evening tours,
Their blood on the toilet lid.
My ass must stink, dry shit I think,
Always my frontiers get lower,
Just yesterday I pissed in my mouth,
Ways to bloom a reticent flower.
The world I curse, want a naked nurse,
Who can show me how to fist.
Piss from a miss, sound like "hiss",
These wishes high on my list.
Fuck the leaders of the world,
Eat my shit I say.
Gallons of stale piss, my asshole to kiss,
Gag on my puke they may.
Fuck this and that, a cogent fact,
Ain't no way to hide the dire.
Screwed everyday, who can really say,
Why my asshole is on fire.
The gas about to leak, I'm a smelly freak,
Who the hell defines what normal is.
This sphere full of fart, will be blown apart,
Afraid of a new pissy miss.
Mutated beings like me, just crazy you see,
What do you do with assholes everywhere.
Not supposed to know, gods no-show,
Death is an inevitable fare.
Tired of bullshit, drugs hide this shit,
Not the only one struggling to stay sane.
How can you not yell, with a jangling bell,
Shoved right up your lower lane?
Asshole for a mouth, people wish me south,
Until there isn't anywhere to go.
My sighs are deeper, a disturbed sleeper,
I can't ever go with the general flow.
The writing must sink, I use indelible ink,
Profanity does it for the laity.
Themselves quite rude, otherwise prude,
Secretively tend to a tongue that's shitty.
So long folks, hope I can coax,
Some silly worms out of your asshole.
My farts can make you faint, I'm no fucking saint,
Preventing your fall into a hole.
