Gift from a ho, a pimento,
She shoved it in my ass,
Now I itch, fucking bitch,
Very crass humor she has.
Diarrhea, my only panacea,
My rectum literally on fire.
Menthol in my ass, to calm the torrid gas,
A tender asshole I find quite dire.
Might be back tonight, we'll fight,
Don't want her to fist me anymore.
Just the mere thought, is wrought,
With fear of the pimento whore.
