I lick your feet, I eat your shit,
I'm your dedicated whore.
I am literally everywhere these days,
You may have seen me before.
Quite okay to fuck my ass,
I keep it lubed to your taste.
Every last drop your piss I drink,
My butter your shit paste.
I can do most white collar jobs,
Because qualification don't matter,
You want me to lick your asshole,
A face for your cum to splatter.
My tongue has many degrees,
Of freedom as they say in the course.
Thrust my tongue deep in your crack,
Get it directly from the source.
I'll accept bribes on your stead,
Hide all your ill-gotten gains,
When you want to fling a whip,
I won't ever wince in pain.
My smiles always ear to ear,
Endearing shit eating style,
I'll direct blames away from you,
When your fart is extra vile.
Subservience is my badge,
I live to be your humble slave.
In a country with compromised fate,
I can't afford something brave.
