P1476 Loose tongue
Bugs give me diarrhea
My croaking gone all wrong
Don't get high on local frond
Want something really strong
If only I could reach my warts
They're a storehouse of euphoria
My tongue is loose from trying
And gray from the dysphoria
I sit here with a pasty face
The buzz of annoying flies and flea
No one's really bothered about
The death of honesty
People in the boondocks hate my guts
"Tell it as it is" is me
Snakes are rough their tempers huff
I hate their hiss you see
My asshole in stitch after a violent itch
Lost my trust in this pond
The flies are bland taste puke stale
Hateful even the tadpoles spawned
The next generation has no respect
What'll happen when I'm gone
Must interrupt the chat now
Feel a poot coming on
P1475 Shit from my mouth
My asshole has shutdown
So I shit from my mouth
I know it's almost the impossible
Like penguins don't live south
But you must admit
I know my asshole the best
And being suspicious
I've run a battery of tests
I've tried to push a toothpick in
Don't worry it failed
Some sort of conspiracy afoot
My asshole is jailed
I'm profoundly retarded people said
And they rolled their eye
I hadn't said I couldn't pass gas
I did and watched them die
It makes me retch just imagining shit
Or the mere act of remembering
Plus the color's a turbid yellow
And no turds to merrily fling
Ahoy ye the gods of wanton gore
Strike the blazing thunder now
Please unclench my tight anus
In a showoff of divine knowhow
What on flat earth could be wrong with me
Would I now have a swooning fit?
Feeling crummy in my tummy
I'm not proud about my stinking vomit
But clutch your crystal balls I tell you
Or grab and hold on to your hairy balls
The day will come one day
When this civilization falls
I swear a prophecy on my puke
In strident voice declare
What made my asshole shut up
Will strip the nation threadbare
People will be dead but still live
Wandering carcass with rotten stench
Lugubrious time a sad sad pantomime
Know what caused the sphincter to clench
Who wants to listen to an erratic
The authoritarian hypothesis is here to stay
I miss my turds I miss myself
The collective puke now the dominant fray
P1466 Hill
The pictures are sad lonely or dead
That's really all I have in my head
The music is noise people grim
Pretty damn dim servants of Him
The teeth of a chatterbox thought
A sentinel tired with a musket drawn
Powerless to change the course of time
Abstraction to its reality fawn
I don't have a place where I fit
I no longer know how to calmly sit
A harried mind worried all the time
I see empty even near the brim
I imagine my hut on a hill
The light is the hope that's left
The day's dreary the night's dark
All my reveries are this stark
My mind isn't what I think it is
A mute mutated misfit
I want to leave this world in peace
Away from all the people in it
P1445 Lover boy
I am a lover boy fluffy and soft
Looking for a gal steaming hot
My balls are large I can lift a hill
Although for erection I use a pill
My brain is non existent doctors say
Or filled with rage, hate and noisy fray
My plans for a date does include rape
Open to batter, fracture and criminally break
I'm quite sweet whadyya say
Blood-curdling romance just for a day
Say what I pick you up at five o clock
Don't wear anything under your frock
I like garish makeup lipstick's a must
Smooth silky skin and insolent bust
Like the hair on the pubic mound
Little girlie screams and childish sound
I may appear to be looking the other way
Someone's prettier, sometimes they stray
Always speak in low decibel lovey-dovey
A see-through bikini is the key
All things considered I'm quite a catch
I only enjoy when I meet my match
Touch both my nipples when I'm close to cum
It's all a secret don't tell your mum
P1433 Big mouth
I have a very big mouth
I just go yapping crazy
I just want to talk about anything
Gyrate when it's a little sleazy
Quite unsure most of the time
What I'm riffing about
Something to do with power
Or about its nefarious clout
I do lack tact and that's a fact
But it's all an act you see
Understand it's deep everyone asleep
Somebody has to scream "bloody"
I love the indiscreet saber-rattling
The invidious sounds in my mouth as I speak
I feel possessed and important
Some say a sticky freak
Zap crackle and pop
I know how the sparks fly
Whatever is right is automatically wrong
Emperors always lie
I feel before I think
But no one really cares
The laity not bright to see the light
Limelight goes to "pubic hairs"
Democracy is just wishful thinking
Plenty of grandstands and boot
Bigots press their assholes
In people's mouth they poot
Trying to joggle people to their senses
Smoke and mirrors to talk about
Ought to know their warts more
Controversy often the only route
After the shizzy hits the fizzy
You'll all be dizzy my friend
Censorious crap raping my ass
Only darkness in the end
P1432 Vomit
I want to vomit up my turds
The asshole in a future bleak
Holy warriors love the holes of
The unprotected minority and meek
I've a luck of getting fucked in the ass
I always fall for it
People when they see a stupid
Hand out horrendous shit
Oy the cold dead made-up gods
Have some sympathy for my hole
These fanatic luddites are stark crazy
Fictions rule their misperceived soul
P1431 Octopus
I'd like to eat an octopus whole
But it gets stuck in my throat
This one has two limbs down my lungs
A feeling of nausea and bloat
Should have chopped the limbs off
And fried the bastard in a pan
Badly wanted to go Neolithic
Man from a prehistoric clan
Screw the gods of molluscs
I'll send human gods after them
The bigots sock with flabby cocks
Tenderize without salt or shame
The lighthearted and frail may collapse
This isn't yet full of gore
Did I tell what the gods
With their tentacles do before
They slide them in their assholes
Marinate with a massage of shit
Piss as a group in a porcelain bowl
Drown the mollusc god in it
Afterwards on low heat
They cook the delicate brain
The eyeballs are the best with rice
Tentacles with shit stain
P1430 Modern man
Modern man has a fancy toilet
He likes to shit a lot
Doesn't notice how much he eats
Stacks of storage he's got
It's all very well to shout
"Diet" to a gullible crowd
Behind their back there's snack
Calories behind a shroud
He's always in the shitter
But never really done shitting
An invisible turd taunts him always
Farts hurt his feeling
He thinks the farts would stain his pants
The guilt make him perspire
The smell would poison little children he fears
Light small trees on fire
Decides to sit until he runs out of paper
Chance has an infinitesimal part
Anytime now a dreaded piece of shit
Or that deadly residual fart
Time drags on as it always does
Little aches here and there
The asshole puckered the whole time
Retracts into a buddhist sphere
The modern man wipes furiously
As if in a histrionic swoon
Makes sure he fingers the hole
Whistling a melancholy tune
He stands up with paper in a chain
And suddenly a turd slithers out
The hallowed gods of all religions
Bring themselves to a pout
The stink is awful, deep and dark
Precursor to a lifelong scar
The modern man must now sit down
And continue the endless war
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