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P1475 Shit from my mouth


My asshole has shutdown 
So I shit from my mouth 
I know it's almost the impossible 
Like penguins don't live south

But you must admit 
I know my asshole the best
And being suspicious 
I've run a battery of tests

I've tried to push a toothpick in
Don't worry it failed 
Some sort of conspiracy afoot 
My asshole is jailed

I'm profoundly retarded people said 
And they rolled their eye
I hadn't said I couldn't pass gas
I did and watched them die 

It makes me retch just imagining shit
Or the mere act of remembering
Plus the color's a turbid yellow 
And no turds to merrily fling 

Ahoy ye the gods of wanton gore
Strike the blazing thunder now
Please unclench my tight anus 
In a showoff of divine knowhow 

What on flat earth could be wrong with me
Would I now have a swooning fit?
Feeling crummy in my tummy
I'm not proud about my stinking vomit 

But clutch your crystal balls I tell you
Or grab and hold on to your hairy balls
The day will come one day
When this civilization falls 

I swear a prophecy on my puke 
In strident voice declare
What made my asshole shut up 
Will strip the nation threadbare

People will be dead but still live
Wandering carcass with rotten stench
Lugubrious time a sad sad pantomime
Know what caused the sphincter to clench 

Who wants to listen to an erratic 
The authoritarian hypothesis is here to stay
I miss my turds I miss myself 
The collective puke now the dominant fray

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