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P2725 A traveler turd


A traveler turd, how absurd, 
My shit has taken a life of its own. 
I need to flee, sweet jesus please see,
At least I don't reap the evil I have sown.

My ass damp, asshole in fear cramp, 
I pissed on the floor my yellow piss. 
If I slip now I go to hell sallow, 
Smell that tells I'm a man without a miss.

The devil has a dick that's very thick, 
He may insist I put it in one of my holes. 
It will be my mouth because my south, 
Has resemblance to shit smeared assholes.

Holy father of banana bread I've said, 
My throat is sensitive to pubic hair. 
I'm sure I'll choke and puke my love of god, 
In devil's dick with swagger and flair.

I'm full of shit, but no talent for it, 
The gods moonwalk like michael so called jackson.
Because shit smeared in devil they feared,
My farts in hell now their national song. 

P2724 I will rise again

I know my time is come, 
It's a crime not to be dishonest. 
It's important to be muddled and a middle,
A crime to stand out or be in any way best.

It's strange how much can be achieved, 
By pretending to know. 
India today if you aspire to be anyone, 
Aspire to be a pimp or a hoe. 

Just some arbitrary arbitrage is all, 
That's really the career choice for most. 
Cheating and deceit, respect and then shit, 
Education standards like compost. 

Degrees can now be bought, 
Or the answers to all exams. 
You can even pay for a proxy to take it, 
Once released the river overflows all the dams. 

But I'll come back once I'm killed, 
In the morning of the next day. 
I'll come back in haunting moments, 
Of scared and furtive glares, too mute to say.

It's in the very dry blood,
That the lines will appear again. 
The silence will be broken to ring in, 
Hell and the reign of pain.

In recursion of fractal patterns, 
The themes of horror revisit. 
The canines bare in shreik filled air,
The reality turn to flashy and fleshy shit.

I hope the pain becomes permanent, 
I hope everyone is sucked into a black hole. 
I hope the future is dire and I wouldn't tire, 
Until my specter avenges its tortured soul.

The ground you walk, now a chasm so deep, the twists of this planet rock will stop.
The blades of grass as sharp as broken promises, the hillside now littered with my eyes that follow.

The pitter-patter of rain all around will be screaming bloody blood
I'll come back as hungry four heads of a hound, careless hoof kicks of a hostile horse.

P2723 Dear Mom


Dear mom, 
I just got a pet. It's a human. Very tame. A little lazy. Shits a lot, but they say it's better than the last one I was forced to eat. My last wife ran off with another crow. What a cocksucker. Well you can't trust the bitches anymore. Thank god the nest is still mine and I made omelette of the eggs. 
Love ya. 
Kakashi kakakoko. 

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P2721 Booger I dug


I'm in my prime, the word sinister rhymes, 
I think I have a permanent post. 
Anyone who thinks anyway otherwise, 
May be tasting my after-breakfast compost. 

Fuck the shrimps, mindless pimps,
A booger of carats twenty fucking four. 
Now I go build a temple on the hill, 
God can be such a liberal whore.

All schemes are scams, oh yes ma'am, 
I have coffers to fill. 
Overflowing abroad my loot, here I only poot, 
My machinations dissenters kill. 

I will will touch the loudest cloud to be proud, 
Standing on the spire of the talking temple* top. 
It will have lavatory in all religions, 
Whores will be available like a truck stop. 

Trolley full of fucks, lunch with holy ducks, 
Random shit stew of pleasantries to relieve. 
Gathering heads around, round and round, 
Spinning fibs that no reasonable person believe. 

Hence monologs for the stupid mangy dogs, 
The fucks need regular brain washing I tell. 
Plus honestly honest press I've made unholy, 
Must lie through your teeth, or holy hindu hell. 

Hole in my ass, no more just for shit and gas, 
But now a shrine for the following to lick.
Fat and thin, out of the box and tin, 
Tongues devout, wet, long and very slick. 

Many unsung tongue, lick my daily dung, 
They keep my anus spic and span. 
When I leave for the Swiss hills, 
I'll shoot my shit into their fan. 

Sweet holy dreams and anal creams, 
Super holy the houseful harem hole. 
A perfect investment for the booger I dug, 
I am such a happy puppy soul. 

Anything holy I'm the osho, any real work, no show, 
Except for inauguration and grandstands. 
Cameras at every possible angle, 
My bullshit no one understands. 

Divide and rule the religious fool, I drool, 
Who thought it would be so easy as this! 
In this new building anywhere or in any mouth, 
I can freely shit and by my lawful right, piss. 

I get pissed off easily by bitches with balls, 
Medals in boxing yet rapists they fear. 
Men might rape, ministers must, 
Why else would we want to be here. 

Unparliamentary as hell, kingly anal rod for spell, 
The nation is now super holy I say. 
The parade of fools clapping with joy, 
Undemocratic always now on your face shit spray.

Throngs of hollow shallow sallow, inconsequential alone, 
Look up and see democratic pomp and show. 
A seething hatred bubbles in this building, 
How much more fucked, little they know. 

Every vote I make the country a goat, 
My moat: corrupt elections and ass licking media. 
Subversion is easy, smile and be cheesy, 
The voting machines have electronic diarrhea. 

Shit in my spit, nimrod god a hit, 
Even pinworms have become devout. 
But I'm so happy with a nose full of gold, 
Blame it on your bloody luck when in doubt. 


*The Old French "parlement" originally meant a discussion or conversation, from "parler" (to speak). 

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P2718 Assholes are ripe


Assholes are ripe nothing to gripe, 
Fruits of the soil I'm in. 
Surrounded by narcissistic freaks, 
Selfish and murderous kith and kin. 

The world full of cheats and hypocrites, 
They've outgrown the size of the decent. 
Civilization is a figure of speech, 
They fuck you after you're spent. 

People horrid and cheap, creepy fucking heap,
Rainbows of shit and piss dancing around. 
Hollow men with shallow souls, 
In their head, sloshing shit to be found. 

Many unpaid and hilarious hours, 
Many strangers wearing friendly masks. 
Just lecherous and larcenous crooks, 
With empty farts in their flasks. 

Oh what a beautiful day, this may, 
May I get fucked bloody full.
Once dead at the post mortem, 
Check for snakes in the stool. 

I plan to meet the devil to say hi, 
Hello to everyone in hell. 
I'm sure I'll be as disgusting as, 
What pleases them I can tell. 

I'll be gang raped by gremlins,
Like goons here in the Indian goop. 
Again at the autopsy table in hell, 
Check for broken fists in the poop.

Finally in heaven I meet god, 
A tale that turns out to be long stale. 
An incestuous cloud I sit on leaks, 
I fall back to my bed, undead and pale. 

Then holy Sunday trolley, it's all a folly, 
I'm such a naive simpleton.
I sniff to smell a friend's farts for fruits, 
Instead I get drawn into more sweet con.

He proceeds to shit in my mouth, 
I proceed to try to die again. 
This time there's no dimensions left to go, 
Exhausted I just complain. 

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P2679 Fish father wants


Fancy twats and cunts, fish father wants,
The harem has ordered a fish bowl. 
It's got a rim of gold, and you to the highest bidder sold, 
Hold on to the noose and try to be a loose soul. 

Very holy the harem, you'll be the gem,
All your holes quickly filled.
After the orgy you are free,
Drink the gentlemen's piss chilled.

Then it's fillet and fry, you may cry, 
But it would be already too late. 
Thank the heavens for the rare gift, 
You'd look delicious on the plate. 


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