I bought a gun, now they are on the run,
Cowardly assholes are afraid.
In the fly universe I alone own a gun,
The rest only shit on bread.
I'm planning to go to college,
And pick up a degree course or two.
It may be wild to think things through,
When you're a shit fly in the loo.
But I'm now part time in the shit business,
It ain't at all my style.
Humans have shit in their head.
That's my dissertation on file.
But I still fly from turd to turd,
Occasionally floating on a diarrhea lake.
I like to look up their assholes,
On vomit I always claim my stake.
This fight is my right,
I may win a mound of fetid puke and piss.
What's more the guy is dying,
Finally I may marry a miss.
