To shit like a cow, I bend somehow,
And hire pissy avian fucks.
My only treasure, my red underwear,
My life totally sucks.
But my shit is firm, the birds confirm,
Their life is all screwed up.
As employees they have my fart to breathe,
They drink my piss from a cup.
Not a shit too late, my shit fate,
Defecation is my only escape.
I dreamt I'd be superman,
But now a fat ass-gape.
Wipe that derisive grin, it's sin,
How dare you make fun of me.
Gods would know, can't afford a ho,
I prefer to call my piss, tea.
At least I feed my pet, until fat and set,
For a dinner with a miss friend.
We talk about extinction then eat the birds,
That's how these stories end.
