I drink till I'm numb, then puke with my thumb,
I was never very dumb you know.
Although my dick is small, but my pride really tall,
I date a high-heeled hunchback ho.
She lets me fuck her ass, my brass,
I show by not doing so.
Instead we talk about things,
Until she gets up to go.
My life isn't what I thought it would be,
I'm sitting in a corner cornered.
My asshole itches bad and I'm sad,
But don't know how to get hard.
My dick soft, once aloft,
My dreams wallow in excrement.
Maybe it's the rum, I do love my mum,
She never gets her due complement.
