I slap my ass, when I pass my gas,
So that people can cover their nose.
It's like a meteor minus the terror,
When I fart I always pose.
I'm photogenic I always believed,
The naysayers get everything wrong,
My balls are like nuts, dick like a noodle,
But my confidence is very strong.
I can always beat you at whatever it is,
Because you're by definition weak.
I spray piss and on your face poot,
I carry all the glory with streak.
I have a way with words,
Or I'll take a shit when wondering.
I'm not shy to vomit on your clothes,
Or to do some elaborate pissing.
I'm great, I've always said,
There can be no two say.
I curse you to the lowest level of hell,
For onions if you make me pay.
