I'm Tarzan the ape man,
And I'm selling my shit today.
Someone needed to swap his poop,
To become stronger and gay.
So I said sure thing,
And since then I've been at it.
I can tell you from my mouth,
It's really profitable this shit.
Plus you can adulterate at whim,
No one sniffs carefully.
I use all kinds of shit,
When diarrhea makes me super silly.
Well Jane is fucking an ape,
She's into animals a lot.
I've started fucking hyena cunts,
I find them screaming hot.
My balls are worm infested,
They make me scratch the sac red.
Jane likes to fondle my balls,
Then she gives me head.
She's got a great tongue the girl,
She cleans my asshole too.
Then we kiss under the banana tree,
We make love that's entirely untrue.
