Somebody forgot his balls
It's a piece of art, what gracious flair
The flaccid droop characteristic
Touch the scrotum with care
What should art lovers do
This looks like a bona-fide arrive
We've expanded our collection
With this total five
Oy damp assholes of gods
Show us the boyish light
Should we bring it to an orgasm
Should we treat its fungal blight
I don't mind the smell until it kills
Or if the germs weaken our foot
It's the lust of art that pulls
Pay attention ignoramus coot
It's at least a million dollars
Just look at it, god has his way
Have to fund a pussy every night
Find some porn today
Tomorrow we'll taste the cum
Declare a national holiday
My emotions are all over the place
Just don't know what to say